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Mr Incognito

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Mr Incognito

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Okay not shy. Use private browsing on firefox sometimes. Not shy, just bisexual and don’t want my algorithm assuming I’m strictly homosexual because of one femboy wank. Do you know how long it takes to un-step sibling that thing for heterosexual porn?

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      Your pornhub searches should not affect your Instagram algorithm.

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        The last time I trusted “the algorithm” was about 10 years ago when my friend sent me a link to a plastic ass sex toy. I clicked it without realising what it was.

        I cleared cache/cookies/reinstalled and shit a few times and it was still popping up on banner ads.

        Guy Incognito is my boy now forever

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          Before I figured out DNS adblocking I clicked on an ad for a golden top my news app served because I thought it for sure it was a clever ad for some parody site. Nope, turns out you can buy executive desk toys tops for like 200 bucks, and for months my app thought I was really into expensive office kitsch.

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            Get really into 3D printing like I did. Then all your cheap-looking plastic crap can actually be expensive office kitsch in disguise.

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        It does

    • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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      I mostly use pricey mode as a simple housekeeping tool. “This cache is temporary. These cookies are temporary. Autocompletes are not to pollute my day to day use. Kill this data when I close the window”

      I honestly don’t care about people knowing I look at porn. I hate that it will constantly pop up when it’s not what I’m trying to do at the time.

    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I have thoroughly confused many algorithms over the years. They still don’t understand. Hell, sometimes, even I don’t understand. I’m constantly finding new surprises. Like one time I was just chatting with a friend and she somehow figured out before I had any idea then she started bullying me and I basically for two years but now I’m not I swear

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        Like one time I was just chatting with a friend and she somehow figured out before I had any idea then she started bullying me and I basically for two years but now I’m not I swear

        I think you a word or two.

        • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I wish I had in my mouth

          • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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            I still don’t understand what you meant to say.

            • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                Thanks for the clarification.

                • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                  Least I could do.

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      Wait a second! A femboy wank makes me b…I mean makes someone bissexual?

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      Right? Like god forbid I want HANIME.TV to pop up every time I type the letter h

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      Make me uwu

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        A/S/L

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          uhhhhh I can try

          ☝️✋👋👊✌️👉👌👍

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            This made me giggle. Well played.

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            this is the first time i’ve seen someone go this direction (and i’m in the Deaf community) so bravo. you’d think it would be low hanging fruit, but it’s not

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          23, male, hopefully in your basement :*

          U?

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      do it pls

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    I swear I am just looking this up for my FBI agent.

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      Bruh

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    Third panel: Chrome busily writing all this down and sending it to corporate HQ.

    (For those somehow still ignorant about it: ‘Incognito mode’ just prevents the browser from (permanently) saving browsing history, cookies, etc on your local computer. All the ‘telemetry’ – all the Google spyware – is still active. Both your ISP and Google know everything you’re doing in Chrome ‘incognito mode’. Or you could use Edge if you want Microsoft to be the one taking notes on your fetishes instead. If you actually want any privacy, you need to use a privacy-respecting browser – Firefox at a minimum, or better yet something like LibreWolf – and you need to use a paid VPN that has a good privacy record to prevent your ISP from spying on you.)

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      Not entirely: your ISP can see what sites you are visiting, but not what pages you are viewing (as long as it’s httpS://). If you don’t trust your ISP with this, you can use e.g. Quad9 DNS wit DoH or DoT.

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      Correct me if im wrong, but Zen (based on ff) with manual hardened privacy setting, ublock, and NextDNS for dns over https. Isnt that as good as librewolf?

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        Zen is pretty much just the plain firefox hardening settings (check the privacy page on the e zen website). Librewolf and other hardened forks do a few more things than plain firefox (at the risk of breaking websites).

        Of course even plain firefox is better than chrome, add ublock and a custom dns (nextdns or self hosted pihole/technitium) and you should be all good against most things.

        Saying this as someone using zen with ublock and self hosted dns, so I might be biased 🙂

        Some of the customisations librewolf does can be manually applied to ff/zen iirc

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          Yeah im in the same boat, ublock, manual hardened settings and nextdns with self hosted SearXNG. I assume that would mean i dont need LibreWolf if I’m already doing all it does essentially

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        Lots of tracking can still be done.

        Pick your poison for the situation, basically. If you really want to stop cross-site tracking for a browsing session, for example, use Cromite, which goes out of its way to actively spoof fingerprinting.

        If you are really worried about surveillance for whatever reason, use a Mullad configs

        If your ad profile is messed up, use an ad click spoofer instead of uBlock. If you’re concerned about security, use a browser inside a sandbox.

        Zen with UBlock is just fine (I use it, sometimes), but there’s really no perfect solution. Keep a few browsers around, like tools for different situations.

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      and you need to use a paid VPN

      There’s one possible disadvantage: accidentally selecting wrong profile. And suddenly I am looking at Monosodium Glutamate through university’s VPN.

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      Nope. Not me

      “Grandpa goes around and does his business in public, cause grandpa isn’t shady” lol

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qDr9axb7X7E&pp=ygUicmljayBhbmQgbW9ydHkga3JvbWJvcHVsb3MgbWljaGFlbA%3D%3D

      (No but jokes aside I do use Firefox though)

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      Said VPN is Mullvad btw

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    Psh what kind of soyboy uses incognito. Real chads announce their porn searches to the community through a megaphone, to give the other gooners a chance to join the communal wank

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      I do it on cruise ships, highspeed rail or airplanes so people cant leave. Just connect my laptop to the concert grade audio setup i carry arround and broadcast the level 3 kink porn to everyone in a 100m radius.

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        i feel seen

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    What an extremely specific kink

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      I have a folder for that

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        I’m actually genuinely very happy for you

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    Thank you for sharing, Nutbutter

    Would anyone else in the group like to talk today?

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      😂😂😂😂

      This made me laugh so hard

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      no we want to hear nutbutter talk we think they’re onto something

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        Let him cookNut!

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    deleted by creator

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      You’d be surprised, most people who make fun of others for using Chrome are themselves just using Chrome in a different jacket.

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        brave is just chrome, use librewolf

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          Not true! Brave is much more than a Chrime theme – it’s also a fully functional adware and spyware service!

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          I’m partial to Floorp, but yeah exactly.

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            I thought you were just making a joke, but I see now that’s actually the name of an open-source Firefox derivative. What a fun name!

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              It’s delightful, isn’t it?

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        I have a friend who loves Opera GX and refuses to go Firefox-based for adblockers. So whenever he shows us a Youtube video, he obsessively reloads the page until he gets no ads

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    many such cases

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    That’s a red state search, for sure

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    Many such cases!

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    This ain’t my bag but god dam I love the openese of u lil sickos!!!

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      I know, reproduction? A man and a woman having sex with each other? Wild the shit some folks get off on

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        That’s gross and unacceptable! Something my gay furry group would never condone!

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        dude. dude. gross. please nsfw that.

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    Well that escalated quickly!

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    MANY SUCH CASES

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    Is there a real video named as such? (Edit: I searched it. There isn’t.)

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      He’s asking for a friend

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      Wanna be friends?

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        Sure thing! :D (I did not get the joke due to my lack of sarcasm skills, now we are really friends)

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          Haha cute, dont mind it one bit

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      i really want to watch it

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        Just searched: It doesn’t exist.

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      No, you’re thinking of the fake Trump post

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