The economy is tired. It needs to shut down sometimes. :(

Have you hugged your economy today? ;_;

Bark bark

Woof woof

Good boy

She’s not a billionaire, though. She works 9 to 5.

“You’re right, Paris is in France. Though there is an Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas, it is only a replica of the original. I will calculate our new route immediately. Sorry for the inconvenience!”

“food becomes an issue”

Literally the first thing any Romanians mention to me about the late 80s, right before the revolution. Stores were empty and everyone was lining up for rations.

haha lol dude no

You know what’s funny, though? I think about this all the time. There’s thousands of “Jesus of our times” people, but we don’t know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because… well… they didn’t hoard money, cause… well… they’re “Jesus”

Bet it made you a legend tho, right?

Wait… you guys can’t fly ?

Dude… 😐

I love all the movies

I sit there with my Film & TV degree in my hand and smile and go “Oh my gosh, good job! Making movies is hard, don’t I know, but you did so well! And making mistakes is ok too!”

EDIT: Gotta admit, I do hate a poorly scripted $200-million superhero movie though, cause those are just soulless cash grabs. Anything else is great though. As long as it’s from the heart, I love it.

All hail the duck king

This will age like milk

We… we gave… Alzheimer’s to mice…?

Are we the baddies?

It’s like I’m reading about Russia stealing Ukrainian children…

Fapiverse

If you live in the UK or in another country where porn is being restricted: Talk with friends and family

Hmmmmm… Maybe not though

" Help me, stepbro. I can’t access PornHub anymore 🥹 "

Yes, but while you’re having your e-mails scanned by AI, my mail is being spied on… slowly 😎

Finasteride was for your prostate then it also became hair loss medication

My mother got me a notebook for Christmas. May go ahead and do that