Were you born with half an ass or did you have half removed?
MinnesotaGoddam
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And wash your dang hands

Ain’t gonna stop me from tryin
they are also musicians i would never hurt their ears.
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•The Supreme Court will soon decide if only Republicans are allowed to gerrymander
3·24 hours agoIfthatlet’s be real
I mean that’s fair, but some of us know our audiences (who might learn better from verbal instructions) or our strengths. Then there’s folk who just like the sound of their own voice. I’m not sure how ego makes someone illiterate, but this is the internet I’m sure y’all only need 15 minutes.
Human communication is far more than just purely verbal.
Both my wife and I are fluent in (unfortunately different) sign languages. Fortunately the basics are the same because we end up mostly communicating in classifiers when we sign. But like, the words are maybe a third of what goes into in person communicative.
Too many people of my generation worked the phone mines and I think the trauma has not healed
What phone calls accomplish is: that moment of “hold on I didn’t catch/understand that/i have a query” is immediate. Sometimes that’s better, sometimes that’s worse.
SEXY WIZARDS IN YOUR UNIVERSE DEVOURING BEANS
I cast ensnare
I cast entangle
I cast wall of thorns I cast cloud of bees
I cast cone of coelacanths
I cast rain of spiders
I cast whip of licorice
I cast curse of now every time you kiss someone they say you kiss like a fish I cast fireball for good measure once or twice
I cast that one memory charm that makes you think you been at the piggly wiggly when you just been on fire
Try pondering your orb now
I don’t expect other people will like it as much as I do,
Well first off how dare you. Second,

Third, this is my favorite beartato
Wait debían supports poop castles? I finally have a reason to switch from vista!
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•ICE to Enforce Immigration Raids at Super Bowl LX — DHS Says Legal Fans 'Have Nothing to Fear'
1·1 day agois that the european or the american small?
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Update: We're messing up Melania Trump's Amazon search results
4·1 day agoshe’s no stickley. she’s not even a lazy boy. i’m with betteridge on this one.
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
Lefty Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•new Latuff connects the dotsEnglish
11·1 day agoso you go from “americans taught the world about genocide” to “pfff the romani aren’t people”. how european.
that misunderstands economics, specifically money flow, and government though. which makes sense why a lot of people would oppose it. give new immigrants to your community some money and where are they most likely to spend it? in your community. give aid to someone who is disadvantaged (not necessarily disabled) and you (1) earn loyalty and (2) get money into your local economy. give aid to someone who doesn’t need it and you build resentment. fortunately, right now pretty much 95% of people need help so you don’t have to be picky.




















When he farts it sounds like kshhhhh