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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    That’s why I come here, for good, solid life advice like this.

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      Nerd!

  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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    Mainlining industrial-strength copium

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      • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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        The Lemmy special of making everything about American politics

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          • ferret@sh.itjust.works
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            Pfft, who needs to build a hegemony when you can just maintain the status-quo and let the US fall to your level?

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    Everyone younger than me are little shits who don’t know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck’em.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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      And everyone the same age as me is a clueless idiot who never outgrew high school.

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        Damn r u a minister becuz you preach the truth.

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    Everyone driving slower than me = doesn’t know how to drive

    Everyone driving faster than me = crazy, reckless driver

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    • Wilco@lemmy.zip
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      Anyone driving my exact same speed near me = annoying and trying to cause an accident.

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    Also, anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac, anyone slower is an idiot.

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      • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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        You need to balance that against winding UK country roads, which are a 60mph limit in theory, but in places are a single lane wide and full of blind corners, lined with unyielding stone walls and trees.

        What they really mean is “we don’t care if you crash here because you’ll probably just kill yourself”.

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      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        this kind of thinking literally kills people, you’re not doing good, you’re a reckless driver.

        The speed limit is the speed LIMIT, it’s not a fucking suggestion, and in most cases the speed limit is too high.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    Is that monster drink “nerd” flavor?

    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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      Looks to be trans flavour to me

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      I think it’s actually “gay nerd” flavored.

    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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      The nerd flavour is the white one

    • Master@sh.itjust.works
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      Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red. I think its red grapefruit flavored. But its one of the zero sugar garbage ones so I’ve never had it.

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    Shut the fuck up Kyle.

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    Has more fun than me = drug abuser

    Has more friends than me = slut

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      drug abuser

      slut

      Hey, don’t drag me into this

    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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      It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.

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    Thanks, r/ AntiMentalHealth

    Good thing I don’t care about these things.

  • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What if they’re more successful, more likeable, and happier? please, I need copium

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      More successful : Tryhards

      More likeable : desperate for friends

      Happier :

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        Everyone needs to watch BoJack. Everyone needs that trauma in their life.

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          LET THEM EAT GUUUUNS

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        Happier = have many untreated mental illnesses /j

        (Conservatives think like that actually, because “muh dooties”)

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      Ass kissers, attention seekers, sheeple

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      then they’re marriage material

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      Probably has some terminal disease. Or bad breath

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialBanned
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    sniff sniff

    Everyone is stinky.

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    Anything than to have to fix my life.

    I don’t shower as I don’t want the females to think I am gay. I don’t read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am “self made”. I avoid the “roids”, the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.

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      Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.

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        I don’t know if this is the case still, in the Xbox360 days definitely.

        This is more of a Fortnite and Roblox timeline. And I mean the adults.

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    So I am a roided out gay nerd spending daddy’s money. Cool.

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      Check out humble bags over here.

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    Today I found out I’m a

    Roided up gay daddies money having nerd who slept with your wife and mother at the same time.

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