I misread that entirely. So really he did nothing but install an adaptor at each port.

If you angrily argue “not all men”, those nervous women will surely fawn at your feet.

“Repurposed telephone wiring” is a funny way to say “completely replaces telephone wiring”

No no no, the anti-Christ is obviously every single person who opposes invasive tech and the obscenity of billionaires. Doing the exact opposite of what Christ would do doesn’t make you the anti-Christ, that would be too obvious.

Sounds about right

From the headline alone that sounds like a dangerous idea.

Brexit anti-immigration propaganda.

Everyone deserves a home? What an anti-Semitic thing to say.

No-one wants that. Not even Melania.

Ah the North Korean approach to sports. They are one of the most elite sporting nations, so makes sense to copy.

Oopsie, we accidentally set the censorship settings to exactly what we wanted.

Of course, you could only be an ICE member or supporter if you have a teenie weenie.

Fuck it then, give them everything they demand and I’m sure they’ll pinky promise to stop the murdering.

I like to reimagine Microsoft as a company that has zero value. Oh wait, they realised that by themselves!

Call of Duty predicted the future

Jorkin it till your face bleeds seems like an even worse problem than a tiny arm

The world would be a better place if Nigel was under some green land.

Why does he look like the meme where his eyes are also mouths?

Only ³/₄ left to go!

I shit wherever I like.