Just because I can’t name the head of Antifa (or any other prominent member of Antifa) off the top of my head doesn’t mean they aren’t a highly coordinated terrorist organization.
Fantastic satire
Oh, the irony
No onion here. They are saying shit like that.
Modern satire is just statement of facts in a direct way, probably since the news media isn’t doing that
That isn’t satire. There is no wit, no irony and no sarcasm. Stating direct facts is simply reporting the news.
The media has failed its duty to report the news, allowing satire to mock them by simply saying the words the media is too weak to speak, and you say there’s no irony? The comedic fake newspaper is more legitimate than the actual news - the irony is virtually palpable.
Too weak to speak. Too bought and paid for.
A weakness of integrity, correct.
Miller just looks like someone who is angry at the whole world because he was bullied when he was a child.
Dude is 40 going on 55. Evil rots from within.
Kinda reminds me of Vladimir Putin when he was younger
Look up Benito Mussolini, twins.
His eyes are dead.
Those eyes are fucking deceased is what they are.
He sold his soul to a demon, that’s why
What a fucking loser
I was bullied as a child, and I’m still only mad at bullies like this CHUD
He’s a psychopath even from when he was a teenager. On Reddit they had videos when was ranting in his teen years.
Wait is this theonion or nottheonion? I’m not even sure anymore.
Yes. It’s non isn’t.
Glad that young attorney got that asshole out of politics.
Fascist regimes have classic, telltale traits, like vilifying immigrants, adopting patriotic symbolism of their nation’s glorious past, embracing a narrow definition of masculinity and family values, and striving for economic and diplomatic self-sufficiency. But just because we also do all of those things does not make us fascists.
This is fantastic writing.
And it’s not just calling us fascists—any defamatory language, like saying we’re “bigots,” or “scumbags,” or “walking sacks of bile who decided to make their self-loathing everyone else’s problem” should earn you a life sentence. Republicans don’t engage in that sort of behavior, and the only way to restore our country to order is to punish those who do.
So, stop claiming that we want to deny you freedom of expression; otherwise, we’ll have no choice but to take that freedom away.
Just outstanding. I’d send it to a MAGAt in my life if I thought there was even a chance they get it.
That sounds pretty fascist to me…
I’m pretty sure Stephen Miller has said this verbatim
What a
oddfascist thing to say#notTheOnion?
while technically not the onion, its still satire and belongs here
Fuck off, fascist.
So, what does the free speech absolutist say about that?
death to pinko scum! Protect the children! Get me kill team dispatch!
When it comes to Stefan Mueller it seems they auditioned for the most Nazi-ish looking guy they could find.
If it walks like a duck, squawks like a duck…
Shoot it like a Nazi ?
Was gonna say cook it like a hibachi chef but I guess they gotta start somewhere
