Consarn it!

… it doesn’t already?

The light that gets more flesh the more it is used. 😖

“She’s on to us.”

“I want to go for a walk!”

It looks like an x-ray of a lemon.

“Densdale!”

heh-heh-heh

(blank version)

You’ve made the right choice 🐱

*BONK*

“Ow!” [shatters and reforms]

*BONK* “Ow!”

tends to get down votes

I think you’ve gone the extra mile in actually mentioning what the video is about. On my instance, YouTube links just say “Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube” so half the time I have no idea what is even being posted.

If direct mental telepathy ever naturally evolved in the human family line, I suspect it would not have been passed down to successive generations, since the afflicted would probably become babbling lunatics.

It worked.

Ugh, and the computer keeps hitting on everybody!

So gatcha mechanics would be like “chronic gaming” eh?

Tsk-tsk, that’s Sam’s job!