He already said he obstructed justice by removing the head of the FBI for asking questions about his ties to russia on live tv.
I know, this would be slightly more entertaining but shit.
No, you’re thinking about law stuff, he doesn’t care about that. Calling him too poor to go to Epstein’s island will hit him right in the fee fees.
I thought they had their falling out before Epstein had his island all kitted out. Turns out, there are witness that said they had it in 2007, long after Epstein could have had him there.
He would say he was on the island just to say that he was rich enough.
Please please someone do this, I wanna see him respond to that so much
The sputtering and incoherent, outraged ramblings would be a meme goldmine.
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“Mr Trump, Epstein stole your underaged spa worker? YOUR underaged spa worker? Now why would he do that? Please provide details.”
To… grab her by the pussy? 🧐🤔🤷♂️
And his cult base would still support him.






