FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
HistoryArtifacts@piefed.social•A knitted belt from the Byzantine Empire, c.420-600 CE
6·1 day agoHow did that survive this long? I can see the individual stitches. I could knit that same design.
NGL, There were farts.
If you make cabbage, smoked sausage and red pepper flakes bland then you messed up. That’s on you. It’s savory with a lot of umami. The smoked sausage adds depth. The cabbage provides a lot of pepperiness.
There were definitely some farts.
I asked if mustard or sour cream be appropriate but was told to eat it sans condiments.
German? Uki? No idea. I just threw it together. But definitely Easter European.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•OnePlus update blocks downgrades and custom ROMs by blowing a fuseEnglish
66·2 days ago“…long enough to become the villain.”
This was kinda half braised. I was running low on time so after I started frying the sausage cabbage I added some water and brought it to a boil with the lid on. Then I removed the lid and reduced the liquid to zero and got some char.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•The state sanctioned murder of Alex Pretti, stabilized and in slow motion. (Minneapolis, Mn - 1/24/26)English
6·2 days agoIt’s called executed when the government does it.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Movies@lemmy.world•Happy 56th birthday to Matthew Lillard!English
172·2 days agoThat says more about you than his face.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•The state sanctioned murder of Alex Pretti, stabilized and in slow motion. (Minneapolis, Mn - 1/24/26)English
361·3 days agoSo the only people reaching for guns are ICE agents?
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Movies@lemmy.world•Rewatching Inglourious Basterds provides a whole new level of satisfaction in 2026English
2·3 days agoTime is limited and so many people to process. And not all of them are men and not all the men have balls. It’s complicated. But everyone of them have a forehead. Clearly visible to all.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Movies@lemmy.world•Rewatching Inglourious Basterds provides a whole new level of satisfaction in 2026English
4·3 days agoI’d rather mark their foreheads than take their balls.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Movies@lemmy.world•Rewatching Inglourious Basterds provides a whole new level of satisfaction in 2026English
30·3 days agoBeen commenting with this a lot lately.

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World News@lemmy.world•Japan's PM dissolves parliament after three months in office, setting up snap electionEnglish
21·3 days agoI’m kinda mixed on this. Girl boss flex but also a complete grab at more power.
The sausage was local and a bit larger than supermarket stuff. When I do the math I get about 1700 calories not including the butter.
I hope you brought enough food
Now I need a pastor street taco with some hummus.
Eat whatever is handy. Even hands.









I look forward to your posts of flavorful food.