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When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst

Hmm. Why don’t we host a fake election for fun?

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Gosh, so much to unpack in that “meme”…As i understand it the trolley problem’s point is “is the switch thrower responsible for the deaths regardless of their choice?”. So not only are they misunderstanding the thought experiment they’re oopsie admitting that we are not at the switch but on the tracks and that they choose Palestinian death by throwing the switch for kamala.

I promise i will :) they’re currently on the road driving home from my town so it will be a few hours before i can get em to you. They’ve been vegan for years and baking is her hobby so she’s a good resource for me too. Now i have impetus to ask her. Let’s both look forward to them! :D

No, you’re fine with the racism, you just won’t pay the waiter. Right? Cuz you’re fine spending money in the racist establishment, and being served racism with your meal. You’ll keep spending money to the racist owner who employs the racist server, eat the racist food, but the line in the sand you draw? Tipping racism. What an astounding take to share.

This isn’t how you actually think. You’re just fucking around with me cuz i know how to insult and you want the last word, right? I just can’t grok this blind spot you have otherwise.

If you’re just trolling, look… you don’t need to come to with the perfect response to get back at me…you are insulting me! You’ve already won! The game at being obtuse and getting me angry, right? You’ve won, simply through your complete and comprehensive lack of effort.

I just made a vegan pumpkin pie and totally fucked up the crust but that was my b not the recipe (Crisco bars are twice the size as butter bars and i even read that but i got distracted and omg so stuuuuupid). My friends still ate most of it and called it awesome because they aren’t assholes like your MIL.

Those friends have awesome v-cake recipes so I’ll edit this later when they reply to me with some of my favorite cakes recipes

It was merely a pretense for my telling you to “delete this nephew” in a new bespoke bust just for you.

I attempt to make every comment i make entertaining, even the insulting ones. This “serves” (get it?) two purposes: it is more fun for me, and more memorable for you.

Please remember to tip!

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Post edit reply: You need to do some self crit my main mane. This shit here is fuckin’ embarrassing.

Oh dear, you are letting the cap-prop get to you. Don’t blame the worker for the conditions of their labor, c’mon what’s goin on here?

Indeed. That is objectively not “waiting tables”, and after 2 years as a line cook fry guy dishwater and long time waiter i can tell you also that it subjectively is not “waiting tables”.

In no way is your time spent in the back of the house, in the proximity of waiters relevant to the trials of customer facing work waiting tables.

Please stop being ridiculous

Hmmph. I see you’ve edited this comment once. Do it again, but just edit it to say “i never waited tables before.” and save everyone here that second of translation time.

It’s really hard for me to understand why you stopped learning and started talking. You’re supposed to keep doing both! instead of ending your education at high school and repeating things the rest of us have dismissed along with our pimples as ideas for children.

But who said libs were dumb? I get it’s implied but that’s not it at all. I simply wish their brains were actually as large as the arrogant airs they put on in lieu of learning or reflecting

Top tier leftist larper AOC could win on vibes alone

I wish for a world where libs are half as intelligent as they are smug

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