And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
I’m worried about my friends who are voles, they are scared of being eaten by the owl. @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net , can you commit to a non-vole based diet if elected?
we love our power posters
writing in Hillary because she’s electable if you vote for her
@UlyssesT@hexbear.net our feud will be legendary! Have at thee!
Damn it’s neck and neck. 50:50. Could be anyone’s race. For a dollar I’ll cycle my IP a couple of times and enter some cheat votes.
For every vote you cheat I’m gonna cheat in two
Dirty bird will win but not before finding out what cyber bullying really means.
NO BOOLLYThe Dunk Tank will turn into The Bird Bath
Ulysses/Drej Queen 2024
natural born citizen clause might be a problem for a literal alien running mate
The Giant Meteor vote, but crackly blue!
Selling merch for both sides
Sorry UlyssesT, I’m going Talkeetna style on this vote and say we vote to make the town mascot that is dirt owl the mayor.
Ref: Mayor Stubbs
Every afternoon, Stubbs went to a nearby restaurant and drank water mixed with catnip out of a wine or margarita glass.
Lmao based
Dirtowl has more name recognition
The dreg queen is cool but dirt_owl is gleebozorx friend
There’s no beating gleebozorx friend
I have my own alien supporter friends!
Post aftonsparv and we’ll really be cooking, bleep blorp (well drej is alien, fair enough)
AYYY LMAO
Gleepoglorpzox
That’s… quite a contrast compared to my own surprise alien endoresment.
It’s two sides of the same coin, but they are misleading: one is hostile and rough on the outside, but only has a wrench.
The other is cute and loving and cuddly, but mess with them and they got a gun (and a whole-ass fucking planet in their other hand).
Stith has a gun too, is a weapons expert, is educated and well-read and is not a mechanic and has her pride.
:ayy-lmao:
This is how Bernie can still win
UlyssesT after seeing the polls:
Not one single vote for Eugene_V_Dabs?
I’m going to do a heccin voter fraud to vote for you both 10 times because you should both be president
