But what’s that in football fields, Olympic swimming pools, or elephants??

PP TIN-Y?

Y-ES ❤️

I’d never insult a Muppet®️, but a muppet can go fuck themselves.

He’s halfway to being a Muppet.

Well, externally. Mentally he’s fully Muppet.

Cooperative pooping? Miss me with that, give me two face-to-face for competitive pooping.

I would give them a few more months, then they’ll be ready to grind.

You can’t make me.

Star Trek transporter sound.

Fuck yeah!

Are you kidding? I streamed it and came so many times! Sure, the plot was thin, but that’s half the fun! And the lead was honestly stunning.

Oh, wait, Melania? No no, I was talking about the porn flick, Melabia. My mistake.

Finally an OnlyFans that I can watch with my mom around.

No, it eats them, from the inside. You can tell by the dead stare and bread crumbs in their teeth.

Dammit, your mom got out and she’s pogoing again.

Remember the “I Am Rich” app for $999? Same energy.

Sounds like the chorus of a song by the B-52s.

Chemtrails confirmed.

God bless you.

Sorry, I just stopped for the boobs and felt I should at least say hi.

This is a hill I will die on with you. I’ve even sent the “no hello” link to a particularly egregious offender.

That’s what a ladykiller would say.