Lol nah, just attended a wedding of some good mates lol. Another mate flew from the UK to stay with us for the same event so we’re just chilling out.

Found a job, CC again but it’s a means to an end :)

Hanging out with partner and mate, still recovering from wedding shenanigans on sat night lol

Super chill day, as tomorrow will be too fucking hot and I gotta go to work lol

BUTTERS

Still here 😂 thank you for the dress!!! It’s been an absolute hit! Forever indebted to you 😍😍

Goes to 11 so a few hours left. Cried at the ceremony ofc! The reception is super chill

Is the aircon new, carpet or floorboards (go floorboards), is there an owners corp, do the fire escapes experience faeces and/or urine on a regular basis

SAMESIES

I AM TIRED

Also buccal fat removal will make the face look super gaunt

Ugggghhh my guts are very unhappy today 😭 bad timing with the rag (though highly amusing I keep syncing with Eagle lol), and general nerves have caused my guts to feel like Burning Man is happening in there

Gotta go out today. Get some nice clothes from Savers for partner, and some dark red lipstick for me, for the wedding. Then Bunnings for cat food, and shops for some groceries and cleaning supplies.

Still have to clean the toilet, but that’s a “sometime this week during the evening” chore, and the other minor chores I’ll offload onto partner as I’ll be working full-time.

After this week, things should quiet down and I can just focus on this job and reaching the small goals.

Edit: haven’t gone out yet, partner hasn’t been paid yet lol. Always seems to be the case that pay is early on days it doesn’t matter, and then takes the age of the Universe on days it does matter 🤦‍♀️

Rest up! Blame the weather!

The heebies! The heebies!!! Wednesday I start work, then Friday arvo mate from UK is staying over, because of the wedding on Saturday.

And I’m on the rag.

Everything Everywhere All At Once!

At least I’m not the bride having to deal with a narcissistic mother and sister though 👀 #blessed 😂

Ah when innocent terms get used by the kink community, every sentence becomes an innuendo 😂

I just had a coffee, so I have to go do a deuce

I liken it to the way we tap our feet or tap our fingers when we’re in a queue or waiting for something 😂 “attend to me now, lest I unleash my wrath”

Your drawing is really good! I knew instantly what you were referring to when I saw it!

Mr. Bass Man - Johnny Cymbal

Legit one of my favourite songs.

I’m feeling spiteful and petty. Must refrain from being the jerk that’s all “and another thing” after the argument is long concluded.

I will say, I’m wishing some people the wooooooorrrrssssst

The pairs of jeans I bought the other day have bum pockets but the front ones are fake 🤦‍♀️

On the bright side, the dress I bought has pockets (!!!) which I didn’t realise until after I bought it home.

You could get some thread and sew the bottom on the pocket so it doesn’t flap about and make it usable

May I please get one giant cappuccino and one standard sized bagel with cream cheese and salmon, please? 🙏💜