Woo, anal beads are back. Can’t wait for the chess world to erupt into a buttstorm again. I want analysis from top chess players on if he had a wibrator up there or not
I mean i guess that’s a lot better than being suspected of cheating via vibrating butt dildo.
He WAS suspected of cheating via vibrating anal beads!
Someone didnt read the article I see.
Someone can’t take a joke I see.
Every dildo is a butt dildo if you truly believe.
Only use things with a flared base for butt stuff.
Oh, good point. I always just used penises.
A wise voice arises.
It still baffles me how much this r/anarchychess meme was regurgitated by the media as if it was a legit accusation.
When the media started using tweets as news, they started losing the war to memes. As if random people’s opinion on the internet was somehow important.
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Pretty bad title since it’s probably more related to cheating than it is the actual defecation.
Chess champion stripped of title after confirmed cheating, and in other news he defecated in a hotel bathtub. News at 11.
Right?
We all know shit happens.
What if the two were related? 😱
Whom amongst us
It is almost 2024, are anal beads really the only viable mechanism for secretly sending and receiving signals from a body implant?
Maybe not, but I’d wager it’s the most fun
If you can’t even shit in the bath to celebrate then what’s the point in winning?
I like how most sports they use steroids, slight of hand, hidden engineered devices, yet in chess there is anal beads. Imagine in Queen’s Gambit series finale showed how the Russians forced their player to win by any means necessary, him screaming and kicking while the KGB grabs him and the camera fades to black
They kind of did this in IASIP. It’s in the latest season S16E4 - Frank vs Russia.
Shit just got real.
What has that to do with the championship?
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