2 different versions of outlook that don’t work for some reason.
Fuck new outlook btw
It’s an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it’s yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even… so stupid)
And you can’t uninstall them.

Maybe that’s an Alien cock we don’t know
Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can’t seem to find the original artist :/

Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet…
Don’t worry, we’ve already established that Outlook doesn’t work in space.
It’s not much of a surprise, since it doesn’t work on Earth either.
Two outlook accounts and both aren’t working.
The Outlooks, they do nothing!
“Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working.”
How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?
In Microsoft Teams, no one can hear you scream.
Copilot
Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.
signs written in comic sans
The CocaCola logo
Wherever you go coca cola’s already been
A portal to hell. Which just leads back to Earth.
I’d volunteer to be knee deep in hell.
Mars gusta
Goddamnit now I see it too
Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth
Actually you can kinda see eyes, nose and mouth if you look carefully
That depends, is the planet Mogo or Ego? I’d feel pretty good if Mogo were our nearest celestial neighbor. Alternatively it means a poorly buried giant, next we find out Transformers are real, Mars just used to be filled with Energon and the war depleted it. Granted a face that large, could imply Unicron, which is also a problem.
Ack ack ack!
Claude.
That’s far more terrifying than Teams.
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