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- wizards@lemmy.world
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I take off my robe and wizard hat 🥵
Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.
I need to keep a list of your usernames or something
What’s the context for that?
I gotchu fam. Check it: https://bash-org-archive.com/?104383
Ratatoskr bless 💚🐿️
They said slightly less gay, not more gay than a rainbow furry in a Village People orgy.
Just gave everyone with the power to launch a nuke a huge penis and a sense of confident but gentle masculinity with sorcery.
Haha, now I have two
Kinda useless to have two senses of confident but gentle masculinity, but you do you, boo.
Yeah you’re gonna need at least 5
I think mine got lost in the mail…
Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity
Oh, yes. Well then, sorry to crash your meeting.
Wait! Can YOU launch a nuke, huge penis, and confidence?!
And? No.
Or? Yes.
Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I’d probably fail.
Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn’t even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.
Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.
why would I want to launch a huge penis and a sense of confident masculinity into space? What is it you are giving?
We need ever more gay sorcery to keep up with this arms race.
Nothing beats the raw magical power of a twink orgie.
Fool! Everyone knows homosexual sorcery is most effective!
I mean, he said “slighlty less” gay, not straight…
must be a bi sorcerer. or a lesbian witch.
So slightly less effective?
Nah. Non binary sorcery is the strongest. Believe me us wizards have ran the tests and numbers don’t lie.
Ooo, sorry… Ace wizardry is þe most powerful: no horny jail.
User name checks out. Also, is true.
Imagine if he went full GAY!
Unstable Unicorns mentioned
Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!
(Not my work, I just think it’s cool)
Why’s the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?
They may encounter threats that do not merit Mutually Assured Destruction
“Checkpoint, papers please. Yes, I see that you’re holding two nukes but I’m more than prepared to go down if you both go down with me.”
*officer gets shot*
Someone needs to give cover while the other places the nukes.
Holy shit, it looks actually lit. That is insane.
But it’s still gay sorcery? Oh thank God.
Yes, it’s only slightly less gay. I cannot support heterosexual sorcery.
Oh, fuck no. Just confirming there is enough homosexual magic to make it worthwhile.
Otherwise it is the sorcery equivalent to jerking off.
You are now being hunted by the Shadow Wizard Money Gang.
They LOVE casting spells.
WW3 would break out like instantly without the threat of nukes.
lol no it wouldn’t. War is hard. Just look at Russia and Ukraine. No nukes, yet war, and yet nobody else is getting involved.
They do not want the economic cost of war. The only reason the US is fighting Iran is because Trump et al are too fucking stupid to understand how much damage they’re doing to both the economy and armament stockpiles.
It’s also devastating for people’s willingness to be ruled. There’s a brief wartime popularity boost in some circumstances, and defensive wars tend to remain popular, but eventually people get sick of rationing and of people they know dying.
IMHO the major world powers are more afraid of how their economies would collapse. We’re extremely interwoven now. What’s keeping China away from Taiwan is what they’ve seen in Ukraine and Iran.
Plus the fact that with the way the US is going, Taiwan might willingly jump into Chinese hands in a few years just to shield themselves from Western Aggression.
What aggression? Taiwan has always been part of the USA. /s
WOOO! WW3 without nukes would be fire!
With nukes too!
Yea, fire, FIRE!!
I’m never quite sure if these people believe what they’re saying, and should be institutionalised, or it’s more of a vibe thing.
I mean if were institutionalizing people that believe in magic and ethereal shit we have to institutionalize like 80% of Americans.
Dude looks like a Yu Gi Oh character. XD
Boy, do I wish we could do that magic to the nukes.
That’s totally a dude
