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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon survives a flood

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Anon survives a flood

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • TIEPilot@lemmy.worldBanned
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    I was dating a Japanese woman when the Tsunami happened. No one would eat anything out of the sea for ages considering…

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    affect trout season

    For the better, or the worse?

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      worse. flood will absorb contaminants into the water bodies.

    • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
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      I would imagine the floods would bring the trout out of the rivers and distribute them to locations that are suboptimal for trout fishing.

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      first one, then the other

  • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
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    Anon has priorities.

  • TheFerrango@feddit.it
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    Anon is right though

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    I, too, said astonishingly dumb shit when i was young.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      the other day i was on a chowder cruise and one of my new friends there was pointing at a building on one of the piers and asking what it was. i squinted, gave it my best “hrm.” and then pointed to the right of where she did and said “well it looks like a boat”

      the thing i learned about dad jokes (and similar humor) is that you don’t tell them to make other people laugh, you tell them to make yourself giggle. like jimmy fallon.

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        TIL there are cruises that only serve chowder. As if that foul industry couldn’t get worse…

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          Chowder’s delightful! That said I wouldn’t eat cruise chowder to stave off starvation.

          • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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            I like it too, but that would spoil the punchline.

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          they also had salad and some kind of sandwich i couldn’t eat.

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    Died bcause trout was their staple and they couldn’t get more?

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      Too much water made the trouts too powerful. They killed all those people, like in a B-tier movie.

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    • womboflll@sh.itjust.works
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      What’s that gif from?

      • wdx@feddit.org
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        Elite: Dangerous

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tXJF836bmIc

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    I’d rather be fishing, amirite?

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