Nah we need to dump a bunch of salt and put in that red salt loving bacteria.
Get the 10 plagues of trump going
Btw, Epstein files.
Tadpoles.
The ensuing frog plague upon the capital would be a nice little bonus.
I will dress up as moses and scare the shit out of hegseth
On the plus side, no more mosquitoes!
Oh no, that’s a separate treatment: salamander larvae. Fortunately they cohabitate with tadpoles quite harmoniously.
Just accept your inner American and make it a car park.
Drag strip for jet skis, let’s gooooo
No not the mall at DC, one of the only car-free places in the USA along with Disney World
Only because the cars at Disney World get their own park
Cock fighting arena it is then!
How many cocks do I have to fight at once?
You could probably do four if you go middle out.
Toe to toe, tip to tip.
Either one hundred foot one or a hundred one foot ones.
Jet ski parking
Rewilding that ugly pool area would be an amazing project.
While I get what you’re putting down, the reflecting pool is (in the not shitty timeline) actually a beautiful piece of art.
The idea behind it is beautiful. But it’s always been sorta ugly and shitty. Trump just took it from a meh 6/10 to a SOILD 2/10.
But the entire point of monuments is the ideas, concepts and representation. Not the actual piece it self.
I am just amazed he didn’t paint TRUMP on the bottom.
I doubt he’d go that far. He’d paint it directly on the spire, much more visible.
Why not add some secondary side pools joined by underground channels with some very gentle induced flow beneath the surface? Those side pools could act like like living filters and bring some wildlife to boot.
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Start aquaculture farm in reflecting pool
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Raise the shittiest shrimp in the universe
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Brand them Freedom 250 Prawns
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Let business partners buy them at huge markup
This is all so easy
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I’m voting for the introduction of shrimp and silver carp!
Oyster Farm has my vote
Is this trump’s the Green New Deal?
Well his Iran war resulted in more purchases of solar panels globally than anything any other President has ever done.
Maintain the Swamp
Trump should be praised for using the reflecting pool to bloom algae. it’s forward thinking of him to leverage a biological solution to the carbon greenhouse gas problem and attempt to replenish oxygen in the atmosphere at the same time!
such a stable genius!
What about crabs and snails that clean the surface
fuck yeah crabs i changed my mind from pampasgrass
Real Americans go crabbing. Now it’s a national icon.
Release mosquitoes to pollinate the reeds.
It’s not the surface that’s green, it’s all the insides.
Why? Water temperature
At this point I’m surprised Trump isn’t proposing that we make our flag colors red, white, and algae green.
That’s Iran’s flag 1
reeds are invasive though.
Fine. Bamboo, then.
no i insist on pampasgrass
There are native reeds in NA: " three separate lineages occur in North America – one endemic and widespread (the native), one from Europe (the introduced invasive), and one whose nativity is currently unclear which occurs across the southern U.S. from California to Florida and into Mexico and Central America (the ‘Gulf Coast’ type)." https://bugwoodcloud.org/mura/mipn/assets/File/Educational Resources/Phragmites Field Guide.pdf
They could probably find a native cordgrass and plant a perimeter of it around the pool to pretty decent effect I’d say.
Leading to the Duat.
amber waves
