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bbue@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Wild Marketplace @sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Baptisms to go, please

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Baptisms to go, please

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bbue@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Wild Marketplace @sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    I mean I might lowkey put that in my yard and fill it to the rim and just kick back and baptize with a beer some afternoons

    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      Kiddie pool’s easier to move and won’t set you back 5 bills

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    Well thank God it’s Got a handrail

  • laranis@lemmy.zip
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    Hey, if Chik-Fil-A can brand their chicken sandwiches as Christian nationalist why not other things? Sure, you’re excluding some small demographic of free thinkers from potentially buying your product, but in the right geographic area your “Jesus Pool” might command a higher price than just some random shitty hot tub.

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    So… A big fancy bucket with stairs? Am I getting that right?

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      Uhhhh, a big fancy bucket with stairs and a handrail.

  • Janx@piefed.social
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    Am I crazy, or it that huge? Are they baptizing bears??

    • Wataba@sh.itjust.works
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      Mormon baptisms.

      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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        Those are done in graveyards.

  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    Well, my plan to drown… er… um… baptize that psycho who’s been stalking me just for a lot easier.

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    It’s nice to see scammers getting scammed.

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    depending on what your religion is about and how you preach it, you may need it

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    This guy baptizes.

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