https://youtu.be/icTrzUuWlHI

Well I didn’t think they were going to eat my face.

I’ve been unpleasantly surprised by that.

Yeah, and he’s one of them, German made, although you could argue that being raised in the US is what made him a psychopath.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/03/i-have-two-vaginas-one-for-my-husband-and-one-for-work/

Are you living in a place where it drowns out the sounds of gunfire and screaming?

Side effects may include becoming a charismatic sex machine.

Weather you want them or not, here come the puns.

I didn’t know sugar could be non-vegan.

I thought an ax was just a deformed torus.

I’m laughing imagining someone trying to eat hot soup from one.

Thanks!

All spoons are food shovels

Trapezoid. It leaves spaces on either side of the square lasagne for wasabi and maple syrup.

If you’re making lasagne from scratch, it can definitely be round. It’s pretty much just a savory pasta cake.

Just for that, I’m putting soup into a bowl like this:

And so we’re on the same page, yes, I know a circular cross-section would hold more soup without requiring more surface area and therefore material. I’m doing it anyway.

Don’t even get me started on tesselation, space-filling and logistics, because I will make a bowl that constitutes an entire FTL shipment on It’s own, but somehow also only holds a single serving of soup.

Before you start whining about that, you should know, that while I don’t prefer it, I am fully willing to resort to non-euclidean geometries, too, so help me God.

You could have just left me to my little square soup bowl, but here we are. Perhaps peace was never an option.

Only one way to find out. Eat a kilo of cheese. Fast for 24 hours and then drink coffee until it takes effect. If you write about your experiences, you can call it, “Null Hypothesis; Broken Toilet.”