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tomiant@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

The mouth is a sphincter. It is connected directly to your anus. The mouth is your face anus.

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The mouth is a sphincter. It is connected directly to your anus. The mouth is your face anus.

tomiant@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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    Kindly disconnect your internet :[

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    Your mouth is directly connected to your anus the same way New York is directly connected to Miami.

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      My mouth is not connected to my anus by I-95

      As a resident of both New York City and Orlando, and a frequent traveler of i-95, just… No

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        The I-95 is the colon of the USA.

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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI9d1Pch26Y&list=RDhI9d1Pch26Y&start_radio=1

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          TIL. I was pretty sure that was New Jersey.

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      In name only… and, uh, not even that.

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      If there was a single unbroken tunnel between Miami and New York yes.

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    I think you need to look up what the word “directly” means.

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      Directly through the hole.

      Hole to hole.

      It’s the same hole.

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      If you go full topology, it’s actually a single hole.

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    Fun fact: Mammals(iirc) creatures pretty much start growing at either end; some start at the mouth, others at the ass.

    So every human ever started life as nothing more than an asshole, and some never grew out of it.___

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      All mammals are deuterostomes, they all have the trait of the anus developing before the mouth.

      All vertibrates in fact, among others.

      The other side of things are the protostomes. They all develop a mouth before the anus at some point in development.

      These include insects, bugs, snails, etc.

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        Thanks! I wasn’t sure and was gonna put “creatures” originally.

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      Today, on How It’s Made: Anuses

      Have you ever wondered where anuses come from? It all starts with a hole.

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      Great - now I can’t think of the womb as anything other than a 3D printer…

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    Wait until you find out how many other sphincters are in your body.

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      So we’re all just a bunch of assholes?

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        How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? I knew it I’m surrounded by assholes.

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    Fanus

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    Now here is a fun and disturbing thought: The skin of your lips is the same type of skin as on your sphincter. Have a good night.

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      Dudes I’m eating

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        With your face anus?

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              It’s debatable which end of him spews more shit.

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    Your anus is your butt mouth.

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      Nature is beautiful.

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      Ace Ventura’s ass would like a word with you.

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    The mouth is the anti anus

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      Unless you’re a politician.

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    Hey, OP. Stop talking so much shit!

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    you need to watch human cenepede.

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      The abridged version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFokXnCCMf8

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      When all is said and done that is still technically just a face anus connected to a butt mouth, only longer

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    Fanus

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    Which is why i kiss and eat ass.

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    We’re all just tubes tubin’ around.

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      Totally tubular, dude!

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    …with teeth

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      Now there’s an image

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