I’m offering my engineering services for $50/hour. I got my degree at Mars University, graduated year 2069.

  • slazer2au@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    13 days ago

    Needs more LEDs that are controlled by a 300MB electron application with user accounts and AI enablement. Don’t forget the mobile app.

    • durinn@programming.devOPEnglish
      4·
      13 days ago

      Way ahead of you. Investors are interested and I just received a mail from Gougle, saying that if I can just help one of their main clients, a Nigerian prince, out of monetary predicament, they’ll sign a billion dollar contract for mass production of this thing. They’ll even throw in some candy bars, they said.

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        8 days ago

        Just make sure nothing works if the user doesn’t have an internet connection and won’t let you snoop on all their data

        • durinn@programming.devOPEnglish
          1·
          8 days ago

          Ah, there a biometric sensor on the side which is needed for bootup and it sends the scanned fingerprint to the NSA. I’m currently working on a retina scanner and have future plans for breath print scanner too. Just need to work out the code base first.