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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

Anon shares an icebreaker

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Anon shares an icebreaker

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前
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  • candyman337@sh.itjust.works
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    If a professor doesn’t know the words deus ex that’s sad

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      If someone pronounced it as Day-os-ex I would also need at least a few seconds to get it because I personally use the latin pronunciation.

  • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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    “D-E-U-S-E-X. Get your minds out of the gutter.” - Anon, six months from this post, in the shower

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      deleted by creator

  • radix@lemm.ee
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    Anon was clearly not in choir. Any singer would know it’s “deh oos”, not “day us”.

    • amio@kbin.social
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      Still sounds like “day o’ sex”, but from Northern England or something

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        If a British professor doesn’t know his basic Latin, that’s even was.

        Deus Ex Machina is like one of the most commonly known Latin phrases, along with Veiny Viny Vici

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          To stay on topic, want to Vici my Veiny Viny?

          • don@lemm.ee
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            Do I want to wici your weiny winy?

        • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          It’s veni, vidi, vici, not veiny viny vici.

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        Thanks I’m northern and was confused by what distinction this comment is trying to show

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      it’s “deh oos”, not “day us”.

      ^^ This guy Latins

    • lingh0e@sh.itjust.works
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      You triggered some really awful memories just now. I thought I had them buried, but you just exposed them to light and now I have to deal with them.

    • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
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      3 年前

      in excelsis

      👍

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        DAAAAY-o

        Me say day, me say day, me say daaaaay -o

        • Glimpythegoblin @lemm.ee
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          Daylight come and me wan go home

          • don@lemm.ee
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            Come mista Taliban tally me bananas

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        I believe it should be "In excelsis deo, but “dominus deus”. Something about Latin endings stuck in my mind from those days too.

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    just say deus ex machina ffs

    • ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works
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      day of sex machines?

      pervert

      • nicman24@kbin.social
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        3 年前

        fuck you got me

      • Madison420@lemmy.worldBanned
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        3 年前

        “Why do you think we’re here.”

  • Lux (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Fake: anon is the only one in a programming class that wants to make video games

    Gay: me

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    Deu-Sex: Mycunt divided

  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
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    I mean… there are other worse titles. OP rolled a nat 1.

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      Could have said “Meet ‘N’ Fuck Kingdom”

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        I’m just gunna put it out there since I came across it on steam, there is in fact a Hitler based sex game… Why no idea, did I laugh for like an hour after I found it, yes he’s I did.

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          Ah sex with Hitler good game 10/10

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    You should’ve said Deus formerly known as Twitter

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    This doesn’t even make sense.

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      It does if you assume anon doesn’t know latin pronunciation.

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        (And the rest of the class have no idea about that “old” game)

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        In that case it would more likely be “do (or deuce) sex,” but that’s not the vibe.

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          They’re implied to have pronounced it “DAY-us EX”

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    Laputan Machined himself.

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