I’m getting tired of the classics: Pepperoni, bell pepper, mushroom, onion, pineapple, etc. Everybody knows them, have them all the time, yawn.
I want to buy something original and unique to put on my pizza for dinner. Make me an offer!
May I interest you in one of the classics?
NyQuil Liquid Gel Capsules + Mucinex SF Plus®
Is this an acceptable pizza for someone not sick?
It’s acceptable to anyone who seeks the ultimate flavor.
Pesto sauce, feta cheese, salami, sundried tomatoes, and artichoke hearts
How much per slice?
I put a lot of everything because I’m a fatty, although feta is hard to get a lot of it always comes in small containers around me
It’s not too unique but no one mentioned it so goat cheese and veggies. I like jalapenos, roasted garlic, broccoli, or whatever good veggie. I love putting veggies on my pizza and the goat cheese sets it off.
How much?
I try not to over load it because then I can pick up a slice without it falling off. Just a bit of each but make sure to cover enough of the pizza. I put smaller gloves of cheese over spreading it over the whole thing.
Live ants.
Won’t they just eat the pizza before I get to it?
It’s like oregano, you just sprinkle them on as soon as you’re ready to eat.
I have some fresh ground callouses.
How’d you get them?
Organic foot to plate.
I dont always gag when reading lemmy, but when i do, it’s a doc’s comment.
Chicken soup with egg rolls in the center, I stand them straight up like candles. At 16 per dollar slice, served in a bowl.
I don’t like a soggy pizza, can you do dehydrated chicken soup powder or gel?
Strawberry
pickled strawberry
Okay! How much?
6 but sliced into layers and spread evenly
I’m not familiar with any $6 bill, and if I was I’m not sure I’d want to slice them.
Oh my fault, that’ll be $250. It is a bargain really
Do you have a photo of the strawberries? Do they have any certificates?
No sorry you just have to trust me. They are very high quality and very normal strawberries that can be trusted.
Sounds like a scam.
My favorite pizza toppings:
Asparagus Heads, Brussels Sprouts (quartered), Maitake mushroom (shredded), whole roasted garlic cloves. Toss all of that in a mix of oil, coconut aminos, and parmasan cheese. Spread over the pizza and add a boatload of black pepper and whatever herbs you like.
Edit: Ah fugg, I just realized this is buy-sell-trade. Uhhhhhhh I’ll give it up for 16¢ and a pack of wheat free brewskies
16¢ for the lot?
And the wheat free brewskies
Corn/arugula/sliced precooked butternut squash
How much?
Bacon, onion, pimentos, egg and chili
Kebab/gyros, onions, feferonies, and kebabsauce
Creme fraiche (instead of tomatoe sauce) sliced boiled potatoes, pine nuts and maybe some Gorgonzola
How much for a slice of all 3?
Figs and goat cheese.
How much?
Sprinkle it in blotches, a small lump here, another lump there. You don’t want to saturate it. You want to taste the main ingredient every couple of bites. In between you taste the base flavor. ( can be cheese, white or red sauce, herbs)
How much money is a small lump and how do you want me to sprinkle it?
Barbequed hammers.
Do they come with replacement teeth?
Artichoke, Smoked garlic, bacon, chicken
How much for all 4?
I have a mostly full 5oz / 142g bag of black licorice wheels. They are even roughly pepperoni-shaped! $3 OBO
Okay, $2 (that’s a pretty good offer for me)
Doritos.
With mozzarella?
Sure if that makes it tasty! I prefer a cheddar/mozzarella/parm blend on my pizza. But some crushed up jalapeno Doritos adds a nice crunchy kick.
