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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years ago

SHH! you hear that?

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SHH! you hear that?

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    Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesaaagt!

    • Kyoyeou (Ki jəʊ juː)@slrpnk.net
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      Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet

      • ironhydroxide@partizle.com
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        3 years ago

        Treu ihr sein fuer alle Tage

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    Du hast mich

    Du hast mich

    Du hast mich mit einem industriell angelegten Casting system in die Row Zero bugsiert, um dann in der Pause unter der Bühne mehr oder minder zwangfrei Sex zu haben

    • Druid@lemmy.zip
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      Echt krass wie wenig Leute international darüber Bescheid wissen in Anbetracht ihrer weltweiten Popularität

    • SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee
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      https://www.tagesschau.de/investigativ/ndr/investigativ-rammstein-till-lindemann-flake-vorwuerfe-100.html

      Och mann. Ich mochte deren Musik echt gern.

      • Johanno@feddit.de
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        Die Musik kannst du auch noch mögen. Die Musiker halt nicht

      • Odious@feddit.de
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        https://www.lawblog.de/archives/2023/08/29/keine-belastbaren-beweise-verfahren-gegen-till-lindemann-wird-eingestellt/

        Kannst du auch weiterhin.

    • Siethron@lemmy.world
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      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml
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        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • angrymouse@lemmy.world
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    I’m Brazilian and would die there. But I can only go until Du hast mich, the the rest is mumble jumble

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      Pretty much everyone would say “du hast”, it’s so iconic. I think that’s the joke? If not, this comic really doesn’t stand up to scrutiny.

      • The Menemen!@lemmy.world
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        Most Germans probably wouldn’t though.

    • Hyggyldy@lemmy.world
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      I can make out gefracht (probably not how it’s spelled but that’s how it sounds) but nothing past that.

  • Custoslibera@lemmy.world
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    Could someone please explain the joke?

    I don’t know the reference or German.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      German band Rammstein has a famous song named “Du Hast” which starts off the chorus with “du … du hast … du hast mich etc. etc.”. Du hast is German for “you have”.

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        And if you’re just listening to the song, the lyrics sound like “you… you hate… you hate me… you asked me…”, etc. It’s a play on words and you’re not really supposed to understand if it’s hast (have, part of a past tense phrase) or hasst (hate) until the whole sentence is out

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          Rammstein is fan of this sort of “new verse = old verse + something that contradicts the meaning of the old verse” wordplay. It does the same in “Wo bist du”, like:

          • “Ich liebe dich” - I love you
          • “Ich liebe dich nicht” - I don’t love you
          • “Ich liebe dich nicht mehr” - I don’t love you any more
          • “Ich liebe dich nicht mehr oder weniger als du” - I don’t love you more or less than you
          • “Als du mich geliebt hast” - than you loved me […]

          with every verse forging a meaning that is destroyed in the next by the addition of (a) new word(s).

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        Thank you, I don’t listen to industrial metal so I was never going to get this one.

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          I’m not really into industrial metal either, but Rammstein is on a plane all by themselves in terms of overall entertainment value.

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            They are the European Metallica, and that rocks.

          • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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            Well they certainly had to cancel some planes this year anyway!

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            • 7u5k3n@lemmy.world
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              Congrats on being one of today’s lucky 10K

              https://xkcd.com/1053/

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        And is a homonym of “du haßt” creating the German double entendre of “you have me/you hate me”

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        What do I have?

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          You have asked me and I’ve said nothing

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          You have asked me.

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            “… and I said nothing”

        • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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          Hate.

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        Almost. “Du” does mean “you” but “hasst” means “hate”. Not “have”.

        So basically the guy shouted “you” and the Germans shouted back “you hate”.

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          Almost. The song is called “Du hast” not “Du hasst”. The double meaning of hast (have) and hasst (hate) is still the main wordplay in the song though

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            Du hast recht.

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      Du hast nicht.

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        *mich

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          You missed the joke.

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            What’s a “joke”?

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              Found the real German!

    • JohnObvious@lemmy.world
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      Pretty sure it’s referencing the song Du Hast by Rammstein https://youtu.be/W3q8Od5qJio?si=KN3Cayzv1uKoXa2w

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    Do

    Do hats

    Do hats fit

    Do

    Do hats

    Do hats fit

    Do

    Do hats

    Do hats fit

    Do

    Do hats

    Do hats fit

    Do

    Do hats

    Do hats fit

    Do hats fit

    Do hats fit my frog?

    Do hats fit my frog?

    Do hats fit my frog?

    They do. His name is Zog!

    I’ve been going to the store

    How many hats should I buy fooor him?

    Ahhhhhh, NINE!

    Ahhhhhh, NINE!

    I’ve been going to the store

    How many hats should I buy fooor him?

    Ahhhhhh, NINE!

    Ahhhhhh, NINE!

    Do-do-du-loot-doot-dinna-lunna-loot! Dinnuna-oota-loot!

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      10/10. Would buy your parody album.

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        It absolutely needs accordion.

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    As teens, me and my friends initially misheard this as:

    Who

    Who has

    Who has fish?

    And later in the song as:

    Who has fish from France?

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      Germans do love French fish.

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    Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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      Two hunters meet. They both die.

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    A stammering German might inadvertently vibe up with this song: https://piped.video/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

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    What’s up with shooting Germans in 1997 or later?

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    Duch. 👻

    Duch chwast. 👻☘️

    Duch chwast miś. 👻☘️🐻

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