From the thumbnail, I expected: Scientists develop world’s thinnest waffle.

That guitar is clearly solid

Given that people in the past used both honey and mustard in poultices, there is a non-zero chance that someone discovered this particular combination while inadvertently licking their fingers after treating a gangrenous wound. “Damn, Sir Richard, you’ll be losing the leg, but taste this - it’s amazing.”

And secret heirs to family estates have great, savage hounds painted with phosphorus and set loose on the moors.

Because Microsoft Outlook was installed

Sorry, you’ve both missed and got the point. My question wasn’t about whether a human hand is physically capable of placing an ‘O’ in a specific square. I linked to that video because that game makes no sense. The video answers my question; this end game could arise only through extreme stupidity.

For anyone asking, “How could a game of tic-tac-toe reach this end state?”, see here.

That’s home. That’s us.

Sorry guys, I blinked. Can we take it again?

In return, we’ll continue to provide unrestricted access to our Song Contest.

Nope. I’m just old and stupid.

April, August, December, Februrary, March, May, January, July, June, November, October, September

(i.e. the existing names but alphabetised)

(EDIT: J traditionally comes before M. Am idiot.)

NB. If your goal is immoral, self-destructive, or truly, stupidly impossible, disregard the above. Or go into politics.

Trump: **adopts fascist policies, sets up a militia to target minorities, and illegally invades other countries**

Also Trump: Please, Kier, be more like Churchill

I’m not sure what he’s expecting here

Usually far right about something

And ‘anthropic bars use for arsehole surveillance’ seems overly restrictive…

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The Blood Moon rises once again (Hyrulian)

Noel Fielding is shocked:

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