Things ain’t coming fast enough…

Translated to cat:

Meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow

A musician bumping a key with his nose!? Well, I never!

I like the anarchist buttplug

Caqa

Topical? Just like my ointment!

The worms ARE the Mirai - I mean spice

Saint Swithen’s day already?

That seems like a long road

Fun fact, when he originally wrote this, he was thinking of dead air during the 60s, where it was just a greyish wash, not the more salt and pepper static of the 80s

I’m into it

Probably works out at the ShellGym

idk man this just sounds like depression

This is the most polite behaviour I’ve seen towards people blocking bike paths in Paris

This is unslammatory behaviour

I’d like to place my head next to a door jamb and have someone slam it closed repeatedly until the latch clicks

SMOOGGGGGG

I try not to advertise my dating strategy

Step out and sing as loudly as you can “every body and every where! Shit your pants and underwear! With a shake and a jiggle, wiggle that turd like a fiddle!”

What if they’re really good at sucking at video games

I bet you’d feel really foolish then