ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The thought of pregnancy embarrasses me because it’s basically proof that I've had sex
5·24 hours agoim sorry for the embarrassment youve suffered but this is the funniest shit ive seen today
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The thought of pregnancy embarrasses me because it’s basically proof that I've had sex
10·24 hours agohow babby formed
how girl get pregant
but why
but why
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's been almost a decade and it still feels like I'm committing a crime
9·3 days agoRiding ‘round the airplane
With a pocket full of weed
But will it affect my memory? And how long do I have left?
that explains my sterility. i always watched with my balls glued to the screen
they should ask RATM again I’m sure they’ll say yes, it’ll be fine, don’t worry. Just make sure to ask publicly
its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing
i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof
road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural
Thanks, this makes me want to pogo with a shotgun up my ass and my tootsies on the trigger







I still believe that I cannot be saved