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I’m sure there’s a word for that, right?

Or a bunch of them are involved in a botnet.

PING Rex checked your location. PING Rex checked your location. PING Rex checked your location. PING Rex checked your location.

Got a pointy piece of wood in a fish fillet once when i was a kid. Unexpected textures still ruin meals for me. I’ll finish it, but I’m checking every bite before I take it.

Just casually "Mambo No. 5"ing the western hemisphere.

They froze.

The Pop Tart thing seems a little too specific, but okay.

“Well, a double dumb ass on you!”

Why does this sound like something GLaDOS would say?

ALL THESE FLORA ARE YOURS – EXCEPT FERNS. ATTEMPT NO CULTIVATING THEM.

Yeah, we were all there. We don’t need to hear it AGAIN.

That Belter version of Highway Star from The Expanse.

Don’t give them any ideas. We’ll all be in matrix pods powering AI data centers.

Also “fireworks” and “people minding their own business as they walk past your house.”

Did they install cable?

Windows five minutes after installing a web browser: “Welcome to Edge! We’ve imported your tabs from Chrome for you.”

Those two Ferengi pretended to be prophets in that one Voyager episode, so they’re definitely not above using religion or politics to swindle people.

“That’s no hydroxyl ion…”