Does his kegals

I’m having a difficult time understanding the kid’s mouth

Pretty sure they just sleep outside, maybe with a blanket or something. They’re super well adapted to cold.

I see a PTA meeting with cucumbers instead of parents.

Turnip Head vibes

I wonder if they’re factoring in weight distribution or just gross weight

I thought these were images communicated by the group we see standing there as their answers and was trying to decipher the visual puns

Is that comma load-bearing too?

Last I looked into the difference, (in my area) if you planned to stay longer than three years, owning was the cheaper option. Less than that you’d be better off renting. Assuming no big house repairs of course, and no crazy house value changes.

Beer belly cat bed

Uhh, that’s either a really low belly button or exceptionally high clitoris.

I’ve never seen that many peanuts in a pod before. Vast majority have been two, with the odd triple or rare quadruple.

Also Punxsutawney Phil is the name of the famous groundhog as part of the tradition.

Man I hate how AI and non-serif fonts have ruined my reading of so many things.

I’m really hoping that was the commenter’s joke because it’s great

I’m not American, but won’t say every immigration law is right; just that going full-open is an over-correction.

Sailing canoe rigs can be fun, and you might be able to find a decently cheap Sunfish or Laser and have loads of fun.

The plane one is a bit tougher.

Not sure needing any sort of check would be “open borders”, but let’s assume it’s open to anyone who doesn’t have a violent criminal record. Now all the non-violent people with criminal records are fleeing to your country to avoid prosecution. Do you allow them to be extradited?

Do you still have a military to protect your country from others? How do you prevent a foreign nation from just sending enough people over to instigate a coup? Way cheaper than going to war, and they wouldn’t even need to be sneaky or underhanded; just overwhelm the local population and overthrow their government.

Universal healthcare would completely collapse if people can move to a country, get treatment, then go back home. Are you doing a health screening and making sure they have a job and live in the country for a minimum amount of time?

Because no one wants to leave their family and entire home behind just to move to a wealthy country to live on the street as a homeless person

You can bring your family too so that’s a non-issue, and many people would be better off homeless in a wealthy country than making do in a poor one. People will travel within a country to be homeless in the more desirable places, if there’s essentially no boundary imagine how many people that would attract. Especially if the wealthy country continues to have outreach and support programs for the homeless and still enforces laws in the inevitable camps that spring up.

Now you’re arresting loads and people and it’s straining your resources to imprison them all. Do you start deporting people who break certain laws?

Seems like we’re starting to invent all the immigration rules that never used to exist but sprang up out of necessity.