I would never give a monkey an uzi, but my neighbors believed it was an awesome idea. The neighbors far across the pond think we’re all the same over here and that I’m to blame for the monkey having an uzi. So idk… I just pray we all survive this without everyone picking up an uzi.
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unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Google’s Sundar Pichai says the job of CEO is one of the ‘easier things’ AI could soon replaceEnglish
8·2 months agoWas on the toilet
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Google’s Sundar Pichai says the job of CEO is one of the ‘easier things’ AI could soon replaceEnglish
16·2 months agoYea I’m not seeing any real difference. Something that plagurisng and takes credit for what others achieved and also isn’t held accountable for anything.
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•'HANG THEM' -- Trump reacts to Democratic lawmakers' video appeal to military
271·2 months agoMaybe when he sets off a nuke in Chicago … but I wouldn’t hold my breath.
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz•Year and method of last execution by country in EuropeEnglish
2·2 months agoWhat do we do with the false ones ?
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia@sh.itjust.works•Sickness be gone!English
16·3 months agoSo they’re idiots in real life as well?
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump says ‘no one knows what magnets are’ during bizarre Oval Office exchange
11·3 months agoProbably in the process of being shredded and redacted.
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
worldnews@sh.itjust.works•Trump Is Pushing Us Toward a CrashEnglish
3·3 months agoFucking terrifying.
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump says he 'won't be extorted' by Democrats, shuns negotiations as shutdown drags on
9·3 months agoI hope one of his cankles explode.
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Y'all seem to have lost track of the correct response to people crying about dead baddies
4·3 months agoHopefully today’s the day.
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•ICE's 'Frightening' Facial Recognition App is Scanning US Citizens Without Their ConsentEnglish
3·3 months agoCharge them all!! It’s a criminal organization.
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Reddit’s CEO Debuts As A Billionaire 20 Years After Cofounding The CompanyEnglish
103·3 months agoFucking parasite. I wish him nothing but the worst.
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Remote access home PC to test remote access to the work PC
3·3 months agoMy work is full lock down to the point where you need to use elevated permissions to install apps or start and stop services. Then they shut off rdp. Need to use something called beyond trust which is approved by corporate in order to access things remotely. They keep tightening the screws on everything. Can’t really mix home with work computer and honestly don’t want too anymore. It seems like they have mass surveillance going on anyways.
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
AskUSA@discuss.online•Are you trick or treating today in the US?English
5·3 months agoNo. I’m hiding.
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•'Embarrassment': Mike Johnson skewered by colleague as 'worst House speaker in US history'
61·3 months agoAt 23 he adopted a 17 year old boy … hmmm 🤨
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
QueerDefenseFront@lemmy.blahaj.zone•A gay Maine man seeking Susan Collins’s senate seat says he isn’t buying Graham Platner’s redemption storyEnglish
3·3 months agoI thought he was a pirate
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•2 Illinois National Guard members speak out: "I won't turn against my neighbors"
294·3 months agoOnly fucking two ?
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.workstoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•But there were SO MANY dealbreakers before we even got to that point
2·3 months agoQuestion… didn’t congress attempt to impeach trump several times and then have a January 6th committee? They then handed their findings to the justice department who took forever to bring up charges. 18 months in total before special counsel jack smith started his own investigation. So I mostly blame the justice department for delaying so much. Namely Merrick Garland doing fuck all when they had trumps ass for launching a terrorist attack on our nations capitol. Brazil moved super fast and now Bolsonaro is fucked and won’t be launching another assault any time soon.




You just snacked on an old man’s balls.