

Cinemark did when I went to Wrath of Khan over the weekend. Episode, quick intermission with enough time for bathroom and snacks, then the film.


Cinemark did when I went to Wrath of Khan over the weekend. Episode, quick intermission with enough time for bathroom and snacks, then the film.


Do they have that one cool game where you play as a 15-year-old child trying to escape Epstein Island, or the other one where you mindlessly black out hundreds of thousands of lines of text while ironically mumbling “fidelity, bravery, integrity” to yourself over and over?


Marx?
*opens article*
Marx.


Pete Hegseth is insufferable even to his own.


I assumed it was a prerequisite for the job.


Here’s Mark Zuckerberg in the middle of an OS update at the worst possible moment.



I remember coaches and gym teachers that would STOP COUNTING when counting reps and you did bad form.
The military does the same thing during testing.
“44…45…46…46…all the way down…46…46…”


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That’ll be $430, please pull up to the first window.
This summer, from the producers of “Fuck Them Bikes” comes the heartwarming tale of a small-town mayor fighting against all odds.
“Just One More Lane Bro”


Surely this will make the people accept these.
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.


“Low IQ,” “low IQ person,” “totally low IQ person,” “very low IQ individual,” “seriously low IQ person”


Lane assist that pulls you into a pothole you moved over to dodge and loses its collective shit if the lines change.
Collision detection that flips out and hits the brakes to avoid a car that just completed its turn.
Blind spot monitoring that screams at you in a turn lane.


It used to just be good fun to rip on MS for having a shitty OS. I never thought they’d start doing it on purpose.


Doris Miller: mans a machine gun during an attack
Donald Trump: mans a catering truck during a potential attack


ICEatzgruppen (or Proud Boys or 3%ers or NSC131 fuckheads…
You’re never going to see more than one of those groups in one room. That Venn diagram is one circle.


Got those Kenneth Copeland demon eyes.
That about sums it up, minus much of an intro. It was just straight into it. Space Seed is about 50 minutes long, WoK runs another two hours. Definitely not the best split, but it’s manageable.