They kept it for themselves! What a prick

Congrats to Patrick for fucking exploding

Fire department when the water department shows up

It’s still “Wonderwall”, but I own it!

A smolecule, if you will

Opponents beware

Aw yeah, that’s the stuff

No, I know how milk works, I wanna know how cows work

I wanna know how cows work

But what if I suddenly find myself in need of three black mana?

Uncle Ben taught me how to grow mushrooms

Ironically, great for Aristocrats

Only if it’s all the bones

Quentin Tarantino rushing for exhibit D

Big Bellossom energy

I felt like my chair wanted to eat me, but I was okay with it

The gooch

Pretty sure you have to go to Dublin, TX to get the real stuff nowadays.

Me holding a box of adapters: (͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

Charles Boyle when he was known as “AKA Chucky B”