Sticking it to disaster victims

Imaginary boomer imaginary hexbear

Damn that’s fucking rough

If you disregard the rust, sharp corners, inability to use the bed, quality control x100 and disgusting CEO, the truck is really good at going zoomy tho

Just a funny imposition of the Mediterranean Sea over the US

Is that the one the other Biden (Beau) was the legal defense for?

Any veggie option at a work thing

I wash it down with a big glass of the lemonade that kills you

The older I get, the more vindicated I feel by choosing to completely ignore philosophy as a concept

For anyone curious, here’s NPR doing their best to run cover for “The Story Behind Kamala Harris’ Truancy Program”

Passed in 2011, the law allowed district attorneys to charge parents with a misdemeanor if their children missed 10 percent of the school year without a valid reason.

Starfleet never had these issues with their touch screens

At around 13, with no experience outside knowing how to ride a bike, attempted a 6 foot BMX bike jump, the kind with a near-verticle lip. After two bailed attempts, I committed to MORE SPEED on the third try. I went straight up, couldn’t position the bike forward, and fell directly backward onto my unhelmeted head and back onto packed dirt and gravel. Always kind of felt dumber, slower after that day

I thought you were talking about the drone in the screenshot at first lol

More realistically, in that situation, they will be very good at raiding and terrorizing their neighbors

America’s rabid dog continues biting its neighbors. “He’s just misunderstood”

I mean, he was literally in communication with the cops and they gave him carte blanche to open carry an AR into a crowded area, so, basically, yeah

Stuff for adults to argue over that the students will never notice cuz they’re looking at their phones

Still better than the “supporting a family by being shift lead at taco bell” situation that exists in every fast food franchise in America. Basically being on-call 24/7 for $45k/yr

Backbone of society

Mini veyron

Haha I remember this, I was still in high school. My girlfriend’s (boilerplate conservatives) parents were complaining about wasteful government spending and my dad said, “yeah can you believe how much they’ve spent on the Reagan funeral tour?” Shockingly, they didn’t agree