Solidified copium put into a pipe and smoked. There’s no world where he loses Texas and Florida.

You know what, sure, go ahead and die right now and I’ll put whatever you want on your gravestone. Trust me, I promise.

For some reason, I thought this movie was based on or influenced by an Ayn Rand novel (foundationhead maybe?), and I was about to say something like “guess they didn’t learn their lesson since their attempt to make Atlas Shrugged a movie”.

Is it any good?

This doesn’t work as an analogy, he was already “tossed in the trash”. We’re carefully considering taking him back out of the trash if anything.

When in Rome, make excuses for homosexuality like the Romans do

没问题 🤣 其实我很喜欢。我希望你享受重庆

NEX

BEER

Anthony Bourdain (may his soul rest in peace)

No

https://off-guardian.org/2018/06/12/anthony-bourdains-state-department-smorgasbord/

This unlocked a memory of my father driving through neighborhoods with my brother and I looking for political signs he didn’t like (don’t remember for who, but he’s a right wing shitbag, so take a guess) and telling us to run into their yard and take them. My brother got chased off by one of them and thinking back on it, that was incredibly dangerous, cowardly, and pathetic of him to do. Who gives a shit about dumbass yard signs. Fucking hate that guy

Being tossed out a high rise window is Putin’s signature move.

I thought it was grenade mishaps mid-flight

But have you heard Not Like Us?

(Euphoria was the best song in the Drake diss saga and it’s not even close, but Not Like Us is the one dems played to death)

Just cause the libs taint trends in music and pop culture like this doesn’t mean it’s bad. That said, I liked the first song on Brat, but the rest of the album wasn’t my thing.

It wasn’t raining the day it disappeared - otherwise, I would have been using it

I’ve taken umbrellas that haven’t been mine from that same area too, but always returned them

Disney movie character: “I’m Disney”

Me:

Some rando definitely stole my umbrella from the front of my apartment and hasn’t returned it 😑 Don’t think I’m getting it back.

But still, it’s nice to walk around alone at night and never worry.

Cum squads are gonna be pulling an all-nighter

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Yeah, the public transit is great here (by the way, you just barely missed the October 7th anniversary demonstrations in Tokyo, assuming you just got here)

Milton slurps up Helene’s sloppy seconds

Big march for the October 7th anniversary in Tokyo today (made more sense to do it on a weekend) turnout was slightly lower because of the rain, but more than expected still. Ran into a few raging zionists out on their vacations, but mostly positive responses (or just apathetic ones ig).