People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”

Steeled Hams

Ah yes, the CHAD stack!

Me: Doctor, what is wrong with me?

Doctor: You need to get laid.

Happy Gregster!

Good news, this is actually 05+

I’m afraid I just federated myself

HÄNGEBAUCHSCHWEIN HAT DREI H

Too shit to be posted

Yeah.

1. That’s terror.

I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.

Maybe not the load bearing drywall, but a flight of stairs leading down to a window you’d easily crash out of if you tripped and the fire hazard of the innumerable outlets in the kitchen were at best questionable in terms of safety.

Should have left in the bat

Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.

Ho… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…

Enough years of shitposting about politics and history to remember “iraqi general who looks like bryan cranston” and the good luck of DuckDuckGo knowing exactly who I was looking for.

Why is Iraqi field marshal Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri playing the role of Jacques Chirac here?

She seems a lot happier next to him.

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood

Ham Sculpture as a Service