I mean, that would be glorious. But there’s no way in hell he could afford Colbert.

For the price of California (one dollar might be an agreeable option), I’m sure the people of the west coast would gladly throw in an Oregon & Washington for free!

I think you’re both right, somehow.

Unbelievable!

I agree, but I like your Netscape profile icon. So at least there’s two things we have in common, stranger.

Republicans “Ending Taxpayer Subsidization of Biased Media” are somehow proud of gutting CPB, which helped fund “biased” media such as:

• Sesame Street
• Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
• Arthur
• American Experience
• Frontline
• American Masters
• PBS NewsHour
• Washington Week
• Great Performances
• Masterpiece theator
• and programming for THOUSANDS of other local and regional media

Quoth the maligned, “Nevermore.”

Ohhhhh! 😂 I had, in all my years, never realized it was so cheeky.

Thank you! (Me => xkcd’s 1/10,000 today)

There’s something to explain? I must be missing something. What’s the explanation, please?

The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.

Just one more trillion, bro. That’s all we need.

Just another trillion, bro. We swear that’s it.

Oh no, not them too!?!?

🎵 Don’t go chasing spice worms, please stick to the slugs and snails you’re used to. I know that you’re gunna have to overthrow House Corrino, but we know you’re no Muad’Dib. 🎶

Their metamorphosis has been a heavy topic to follow.

Yeah, since rocks went all woke and stuff, they have really been rolling down hill…

No, GhostWriter!

Sweetpotato Hashius 💪

I’m really sorry. You don’t deserve this, and you’ve done nothing wrong! The whole thing says nothing about you, but it says everything about this regime. They do vile things, thus they are vile people.

US congressman.

I miss T9 😞

Mmm, just imagining that having been read at the last presidential debate gives me chills. Oh, to what could have been.