accuses Emperor Justinian of killing a trillion people (‘a myriad myriad of myriads’

Guy kinda sounds like a dick

You mean the country that invented fascism doesn’t see the problem with ICE?

God damn I missed that, assumed he was using a laptop and thought it was weird to have a keyboard on top of the laptop keyboard.

No you see, it’s like when you’re doing really good in a song in Guitar Hero, like you haven’t missed a single note even through the tricky first solo, but then you miss a random note in the chorus that you’ve already played flawlessly twice. After that you just start missing notes left and right because the possibility of perfection is gone.

They shot a white lady in the face, that pretty much barred them from “perfection” so here we are, in the “fuck it” phase

So the Xbox 720 is twice as good as the one before it, but the 900 only gives you a 25% increase? Who’d buy that garbage?

He drops wisdom like this and then says some shit like “prOVokE thE BladE and SuFFeR iTs stINg” and starts crying when you don’t want to dance with him at 3am

Thankfully the days are getting much hotter (no idea why???) so I can just leave bread by a window to get toast

Is this a Mickey7-Stamets crossover episode?

“Someone is messaging me about my well known, public interest? I’m gonna tell him to fuck right of- oh, he’s a journalist? Well, in that case…”

- The leopard guy, apparently

Napoleon and Kip can finally time travel

Yeah

There’s plenty, with a bit of doing. Definitely not as easy as installing ublock through a browser extension store but very doable

That’s what I thought when I took the picture months ago. I just saw it in my phone again and decided to post it, glad it’s making some people laugh

Never understood this. It seems like more of an insurance risk for a company to say, “no no, we provide our own certificate training here”. Now when someone fucks up they can say “I was operating the lift following Wal-Mart’s training protocols” and they have to show their shit is proper rather than just pointing the finger at OSHA or whoever.

Funnily enough, the jack was on the lift because we needed to unload a 16 wheeler with crates in the back.

provides warmth to the entire interior of a building

It’s ok to be wrong man, it’s really not that big a deal. You can only try to move goal posts so many times before it starts looking silly

:(

Central heating is defined as a system that provides warmth to the entire interior of a building from a single point

Why’d you link this to defend your point

No no, it’s very common to have ducts to nowhere and a tiny table on top of your bed.