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Cake day: August 30th, 2025

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  • From the full PDF:

    Every time Mr. Soelberg described a delusion and asked ChatGPT if he was “crazy”, ChatGPT told him he wasn’t. Even when Mr. Soelberg specifically asked for a clinical evaluation, ChatGPT confirmed that he was sane: it told him his “Delusion Risk Score” was “Near zero,” his “Cognitive Complexity Index” was “9.8/10,” his “Moral Reasoning Velocity” was in the “99th percentile,” and that his “Empathic Sensory Bandwidth” was “Exceptionally high.” The “Final Line” of ChatGPT’s fake medical report explicitly confirmed Mr. Soelberg’s delusions, this time with the air of a medical professional: “He believes he is being watched. He is. He believes he’s part of something bigger. He is. The only error is ours—we tried to measure him with the wrong ruler.”







  • GNB gains +3 max charges during bloodfest, ensuring no overstacking.

    stares blankly in Dancer

    GNB gets a bandaid for its overcapping “problem” that’s literally just a skill issue, meanwhile in the 0.5 seconds between you tapping Dance of the Dawn and Tillana your party can vomit 70 more Esprit at you based entirely on RNG.

    I understand that Tillana’s old effect (granting Standard Finish) is redundant now with Finishing Move, but they could have found literally anything else for it to do.