Who’s the artist? Please include the source

John is a biblical name.
Do bible translations in these languages use those names?
Cause in German it’s “Johannes”.

Meiner Meinung nach braucht es hier eher weniger, aber dafür die richtige Regulierung:
Motorleistung höchstens 4x das was der Mensch in die Pedale tritt -> Pedelec ohne Einschränkungen
mehr -> Gleichstellung mit Kleinkrafträdern

Außer man hat Katzen

Warum es zeroday heißt:

And the same pronunciation as “no” in German.
In Cantonese, the number 9 is also a vulgar way of saying penis (𨳊, Cantonese Yale: gāu)

ChatGPT’s chat history isn’t “carefully structured academic work”.
He basically used the 0/0/0 backup strategy, with not even one instance of his data saved anywhere.

TIL as a normal Ubuntu user, you don’t get quick and high-quality security updates.

It looks like a giant…

Start by going outside without permission.

why the long face?

“Liking winter” does not mean “liking the cold”.
It’s also winter inside your living room.

It’s always in relation to a frame of reference.
Compared to earth, you’re standing still, so your time passes at the same rate as earth time.
Compared to Sagittarius A, you’re moving through space, so your time passes slower than that of Sagittarius A.

Look I don’t know how it works either. But drag a dry squeegee across a couch full of cat hair with some pressure, it’ll pull all of it out and make it look good as new.

I tried the Bosch. It’s a rebranded Ecovacs with a new app that doesn’t work.
I sent it back, couldn’t even get it running because of the shitty app.

TUCHDSE

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Similar ones:

WW1 cavalry soldiers who still carried a lance, for charging against infantry.
(Even in the later stage of the war, when they already had steel helmets and gas masks)