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On top of all the other responses, reactionaries are reactionary. Politicians see that anti-immigration policies drive people to vote and act accordingly. Capitalists are infamously short-sighted and support the politicians that promise the best short term returns, the furthest they’ll focus on is Q4 of next year.
We have a neon sign at home
Spending a lifetime to learn to use the shittiest materials known to man to make something remotely useful seems like a great investment
An inspiration to all hotdog stands
We should throw anyone who buys a firstnamelastname.com domain into an active volcano, I bet it would help with global warming
Age is just a number, and bigger number means better person
First he invented a worse subway, now he wants to build a worse sun?
Leave it to a cop to break the law in the stupidest way possible, I have more opsec buying weed from my regular plug
It’s just impossible to clean an oil painting covered with water soluble soup
And the price of the painting went up by a few millions for the added notoriety
Who the fuck designed the glass pane so that it didn’t cover the frame?
I love their lopsided face
The people writing the history don’t understand that the only legit gaijin samurais are white guys from Iowa who ordered a $1000 katana online
I’m waiting for the black tar nicotine that you smoke but it’s somehow worse than cigarettes
George W Bush could do the funniest thing right now
I think Kamala should eat a cat on live TV, it would help
Also another cold take, this community is the only one I’ve been part of in the 25 years I’ve been online that hasn’t removedd to a toxic cesspool because of (or lack off) the moderation, I’ll expand the taser take and give guns to them
Bidet is the last sign of civilization in our society, would you just wipe it off with paper if you had shit on your hand?
This sounds like you have some tanks, glory to our mods! main
The last shred of anarchism I have left in me is preserved for antiauthorianism against mods and support for Rojava and Zapatistas
You should get a few tanks if you want my pandering
I threw the last one there because I like to advocate for that every chance I get and liberals usually agree with it but don’t see it as political, I’m pandering to the federated instances
It doesn’t really matter which way you place your toilet paper
If you piss standing up, sink pissing should be just as acceptable, you are showering the room with piss either way (this obviously applies only to private residencies, I’m not sitting down in a public toilet)
All customer service workers should get a taser and one free tasing per month (either customers or management)
Yeah, we should push them into a volcano