Droopy Boo

Complaining isn’t a right, it’s a privilege, which I will demonstrate now. Your comment made my eye twitch due to its asininity. Good day sir, madam, or theydom.

You skipped a few steps. First, throw the bottle out of the shower on to the floor so that you see it when you get out. Then, see the bottle on the floor when you get out and remember why it’s there. Now, place that bottle somewhere to remind yourself to buy more. Lastly, realize that you forgot to wash your junk because of that whole empty bottle situation while eating lunch and smelling funk.

“Me” shouldn’t be allowed to do adult things

Oh, “mushrooms”, ya those be enlightening

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Being suicidal, or even depressed, sorta implies they are not thinking clearly or able to make good choices. Alternatively, maybe they just didn’t know of a better option?

I see you.

Lol

Hi

No

Ok. Next instruction please.

I read this. I should be good for another year or so.

I find that I excel at nothing. Is that what I’m “supposed” to be doing?

Too scary faced. I’ll barely be able to jerk it to these…

Those nips look like they taste like cotton candy, and I’m in to it.

They said ‘real’ work, which probably means manual labor. Old money or new money, I doubt any of them made it laying bricks or pipe…

If those nips are cinnamon flavored, I’m into it.

and bush, and walls, and bush, and owls, and bush, and squirt bottles, and bush. Need a community for “and bush”. I’d subscribe to her bush.

Love last one. Great light on those beautiful eyes and smile.