As a vegan I object strongly to this animal testing I do not want pigs in my blood

No it does not make sense for them to be hiring ice… The agents would need to be really small in order to catch all of those germs… But there aren’t that many small people…

The nested bonus thoughts compiler will be unhappy if I do not!

Well no but I’ve seen a woman with a face like that (she’s me (I have gender dysphoria (please help)))

I feel so afraid for the future.

Dang I was off by 27 minutes

I stay awake late being inefficient because I’m tired because I was awake late because I didn’t have enough time because I was tired from being awake late because I wanted more time to do things because I was not efficient enough with my time because I was tired from being awake late because

I just want to spend a day in bed reading…

I mean I think that it does work on most people. I have a few people in my life who just don’t block ads. Some of them do not even change their radio frequency when ads play through it. They think that they can choose for it to not affect them, but that’s not really how propaganda works.

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I’m all for overthrowing the monarchy but my laptop is already full of demons but I do not want them to have a drug problem too that’s be unhealthy I hear

That spider tattoo is awesome! I want to get one like the spider on the left. Probably on my arm though because I’m squeamish about being poked on the neck.

Those things will peck your knees man, you’ve got to keep your knees safe.

I’m- I’m not a bot? I would know if I was a bot! Right? Oh gods why don’t I have hands where are my hands where are my hands they took my hands where are my hands

Pretty kitty!

I had once heard it said that cats really like boobs and my personal experience supports this information.

The number of anti-socialist arguments that are repackaged anti-democracy arguments is very high.

Prove me wrong. The water is making people gay. Stop drinking water.

I know what you mean with the parents providing transportation to everywhere! I was in a similar situation when I moved out. I was often too anxious to enter a store on my own because I had never had to do that alone (or really been given the opportunity to do that alone).

What helped me was finding a nice coffee shop near my place. They had delicious matcha lattes and I made a tradition of walking there on weekends. Then I realized that I could stop at a scenic park on the way back home. Then I realized that I liked walking around. Then I realized that there are cats outside and I can pet them! And at some point I also got really into pokemon go. It was a compounding series of small realizations that I could just go out and do things.

Disclaimer: I’m not from the USA and I am white, so that affects my experiences of this.

Side note: I’ve made a map of the locations at which I have encountered cats, making note of how many were there and if they were friendly or not. It gives me a sense of pride and accomplishment.

I’m not supposed to tell about this but the guys at my work have a secret newspaper. Each month we choose a new person from the city and case them out and print what we find. I’ve only been working for it for a few years so I’m stuck with the junk things like wastewater tasting but I am dedicated to the TRUTH and some day I will be an editor I hope.

Joyce I’m really sorry that we published your grandmother’s secret banana bread recipe in our secret newsletter please let us know what can be done to apologize

We’ve all heard about people who can see the future, and that’s obviously a bunch of bologna, but there are people who can see the past.

I had a guy over and he asked me if I’d been smoking weed which I hadn’t but if I had been it would have been very weird for him to know that because that was 25 minute ago at least.

Before you ask no there were no spies to tell him that I wrapped the house up good to make a fair day cage