What I would like to do in the winter as an adult.

These are some of the ugliest cars I have ever seen. But I would drive a Fiat Multipla if I could do it for free.

I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen” for 200.

Obama was there. He clapped.

I kinda feel she described herself as an “older woman” just for the rage bait.

White meat and dark meat are already a thing.

It was called 360 because they didn’t want to release an Xbox 2 when PS already had 3. So they came up with 360 bullshit because it’s kind of like 3. So now PS are conveniently numbered and I have no idea which Xbox is the newest.

I’m considering a console as retro if they run on cartridges. All Xboxes are modern consoles.

Remember, the best way to heat up cold pizza is in a covered pan on low heat.

Pornhub community intro. I’m already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn’t know if I have a boner or if I got an email.

Use a thumbtack to make a tiny hole in the wider part of the egg so it doesn’t crack while cooking.

I think You meant 16 - 17 minutes. Ain’t no way the eggs will fully cook in 6 minutes. That’s how I do it as per Chef John’s instructions.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/235595/how-to-make-perfect-hard-boiled-eggs/

Shock them in cold water, then drain, then shake them a bit in the pot so that the shells crack all over, then cover in water again and leave for a couple minutes. The water will seep under the shells and unstick them from the eggs. It’s not a full proof method, but that’s how I do it.

I’m not sure about the fuel pumps. But I have seen cash machines that played ads before I could use them. I started to avoid them. Luckily I don’t need to use cash anymore.

Weren’t there already fuel pumps which started pumping only after showing an ad?

I’m pretty sure it’s the one visible behind the TV. So instead of disposing of the TV through the proper ways, the previous owner just buried it in the back yard and called it a day. Or maybe he needed 0,5 m³ of soil and used the TV to fill in the hole.

So this is how they find things for those restoration videos on YouTube.

I think I get what You were going for. She’s just an ornament. Nobody gives a fuck about ornaments. But You used the wrong metaphor, as a Christmas tree is more than just an ornament :p

Yeah, but unfortunately he missed :/

Why do we need a Melania documentary? You can sum up her story in 3 sentences.

1. Arranged marriage with a douchebag because she didn’t want to work.
2. Douchebag became president.
3. Now she’s miserable because not only does she have to pretend to like the douchebag, but also she has to do stuff, because she’s technically the first lady.