2 cats is a good number of cats. I have 2. But what if there was a 3rd?

I’m pretty sure he did. I’m also sorry that I reminded you of this.

door, you say?

This fake as shit

he missed

lol dude who saw the shooter:

https://x.com/SharpFootball/status/1812265909727396107

oh you remember the thing

I might have some kind of stomach condition—I fart too much 💨💨💨

Let he, who is without a cum, cast the first load.

Good clean fun

I remembered the Macarena video and it warmed my heart

My girl made brownies. This is why I’m 20 pounds too heavy.

“Listen, the buck stops when they get in the way of my treats.”

🍑

There you go

My wife is snoring and I can’t sleep. But I also can’t disturb her cuz she’s cute

Got my covid booster and the flu shot. My arms fucking hurt so much.