Hello, Jeff Bezos here. Happy to answer questions about my shirt. So:

Yes, I am heterosexual. Very much so. I am very muscular and I drive a humongous truck. I own a ranch in Texas and my wife is a feminine woman, which is the kind of women I love, as a straight man. Nothing wrong about being gay of course BUT I AM NOT GAY. It should be obvious but I like to make it clear. I like guns and trucks and women, and I am heterosexual. Maybe I already mentioned it. I hope this clears any confusion about my sexuality. I mean, my shirt.

Bof.

Contre-attaque fait aussi dans la psychose sur ce coup. Ce genre d’exercices a toujours existé (que ça ait toujours été de la merde ou pas est une question laissée au lecteur). Évidemment que l’armée s’entraîne en milieu urbain. Bin oui, c’est pas nouveau.

C’est pas une question de cautionner ou pas, mais faire comme si Macron avait inventé les opérations urbaines, c’est à la limite de la désinformation.

Ça fait quoi ? 30 ans qu’on a des opérations sentinelle ? Pour ce qui est de la partie vraiment visible par une grosse majorité de la population. Les exercices ponctuels sont relativement communs en métropole (avant on pouvait s’entraîner à balles réelles en Algérie, c’était le bon temps)

Is this not mandatory? What kind of twisted society wouldn’t consider that the most obvious and yet the absolute lowest-level solution?

Rhetorical question, of course.

O2maxxing gang! I’m at 243% oxygen saturation, feeling great!

Nutella is owned by Ferrero, not Nestlé. Still an environmental catastrophe but somewhat morally less bankrupt.

Whaaaa… whaaaaat? What the actual hell is this? Always something new with you medieval people! What’s wrong with shouting from outside? I’ve always done that, it has never failed me

Thanks for taking the time to check!

Aaaaah pEAce, with ‘EA’! I see the mistake now. I thought he deserved the prize, but I understand the confusion now, haha. Sorry, sorry.

Who the fuck wants to be on the pEAce board? I understood why they had to pay $1bn to get drenched by the most powerful people in the world, but suddenly it sounds like a scam.

Are you sure it’s Moebius and not Schuiten?

I’m not aware of Moebius working on les Cités obscures

😍 Cthulhu fhtagn! 💕

be me, formerly professional-level troll on WoW forums

my golden days are long gone, sadly

lightbulb.wav

what if I used all my experience and mastery to earn a living?

gonna open a therapist office

MFW I’m the worst therapist in the world and morons come and pay me to ask them why they are still virgins at 28

they always go home sobbing

[Insert some pepe]

Thank you Mr. Tech CEO! Very nice! Here’s my $1000 to buy a shitty device riddled with adware and spyware (plus subscription). Feel free to give some of this sum to a maniac politician!

Where do you store this?

This is what the internet was for! I don’t give a damn about 500 ways to tie my shoelaces, but I’m glad this exists and is available to me, in case I change my mind.

Nan mais genre les saucissons de sabot ou les fingers de la shoe, enfin merde on compte sur vous pour faire vivre la langue parce que chez nous c’est mort

Je suis un peu déçu que vous ayez pas un terme spécifique

French has a word for them (‘orteil’) but also uses ‘doigts de pied’, as expected for the true language of poets

Yer a tool of the bourgeois oppression, Harry!

Historically he is a Marxist. He adheres to the analysis of capitalist domination and class warfare.

After that, it depends what you call Marxism . When you talk about the solutions and steps to take to change the capitalist status quo, you usually have to choose your flavour between a bunch of currents and interpretation and this is where the fun begins (wait this is exactly like christianity)

After sex, Castro made a 7-hour long speech to her, about the merits of a politicised guerrilla to reach a collectivist agriculture and how American capitalism is bad but Nike trainers are different.