Dave Coe

I don’t. Raw pickles are disgusting.

@alicemcalicepants@ohai.social

Spam. Made the biscuits taste better.

Austria is from Osterreich, Eastern Kingdom or something similar.

It can absolutely be both. Expensive competent people are replaced with inexpensive morons all the time.

Person of Interest.

This answers the question in the title.

“Ability” and”disability” aren’t opposites. The ability to climb stairs would be lost given the disability of having no legs.

My ability to climb stairs would get worse as I aged. My disability would get worse if I only had one leg and lost a second.

Still need a picture.

Rorschach

GABBA GABBA HEY

“The injury that is to be done to a man should be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge. “

• Machiavelli

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. I was in the Middle East two decades ago and the phone dialing scene always makes me smile.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Salt is not an optional ingredient.

Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.

Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.

A good smack upside the head, just because I like you.

One of them has to be pretty small and legless. Having no legs is also a plus.

‘Pages’ comes for free with a $1200 MacBook.

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Stop eating your Legos.

Palestinians.