copandballtorture [ey/em]

Thought you were writing a text version of a movie scene, waiting for someone to catch the reference, but I guess not?

Poor nervous lil guy can’t think of any guesses

Got me out here googling “knife hail” like it’s a real thing

Me but with maples

Last week I had one of my libs grinning while talking about how Ukraine has Russia on the ropes after their own “special military operation” into Russian territory.

Maybe a sweet pastry to go with the coffee

Do you want the super savory salty meat pile or the bread soaked in sugar? Or how about just mouthfuls of plain scrambled eggs? Don’t forget the greasy undercooked undersalted hash browns. Now, cover it all in ketchup. Them’s fine dining.

Small beer, local cheese, and fresh bread. Throw some beans in there and I’m on board

You’re the man now dog. Someone set us up the bomb main screen turn on it’s you how are you gentlemen all your base are belong to us you have no chance to escape make your time

“we gotta get these workers mandated lunch breaks and PTO! It’s the right thing to do”

Maybe Kamala doing some type of trump expression (pursed lips) in a red hat, you know, if we had to

Lmao are they born fully grown?

Sucks when you use the runflat goo in the tube but it leaks into the threads of the presta valve and gums it shut and then you can’t unscrew the valve to add air

A lot of the Americanization process encouraged immigrants to give to their customs and replace them with American substitutes. Shitty food is a result of generations of urban working class proles fed on cheap “American approved” slop and losing their customs and knowledge

He didn’t yass the kween enough

God I wish that were me

His YouTube channel is always despicably listed as #2 on “Live Channels”

Agree to disagree

Most of the posts on badposting really are bad enough that I don’t bother opening them

Oh good, soon we’ll see a bunch of “experts on Venezuela” come out of the woodwork on social media