It’s starting to look like a law of nature that whenever Elon Musk has the opportunity to be gross, he will maximize being gross. We can make predictions with this.

We found the good cop. Yay!

Religion has been so ubiquitous across all civilizations throughout history because of the enormous utility it provides in justifying how shitty people had already decided to be. Change my mind?

It’d be pretty concerning if upholding the law isn’t part of their oath.

“LAPD chief announces he won’t do his job because he doesn’t feel it, will face zero consequences.”

Keep going… Almost there…

“Shit, when we wrote the laws to subtly favor us, we were too subtle”

I don’t think she realizes that hatred for ICE is getting so widespread that’s more likely to get them promoted. If she had awareness, she wouldn’t be libs of tiktok

People are using AI a lot, or people were already using programs with recently added AI features a lot?

I got one of those battery powered handheld vacuums - it changed my life. I said as much to a friend, who also got one, and said he hardly ever uses it. I realized our choice in pets was the difference.

Next scene: A morbidly obese, monocle-wearing greasy business man with a very nice suit, top hat, and cigar steps in to say “See, young fella, he ain’t allowed to tell you what you owe him. That’s the law in these parts, but if you’d like to know what you owe, I’d be happy to tell ya! For a modest fee, of course.”

This is true, but who the Democrats select as their leader is a good indicator of what they, as a unit, will do.

Okay but why is “Chili’s” not centered above the door?

Chuck Schumer, on the other hand, says “Let’s start with tacitly supporting ICE and move right as we negotiate.”

GROND

Sidenote, looking this up just now is how I found out the Battle of Pelennor Fields took place on my birthday.

The cold war was a helluva drug

What are all these made up lines? We all know MLK was born, said no words other than “something something content of character”, and then died.

Running a campaign on finding common ground with the people who are forcibly occupying your state’s largest city?

Fuck off, fossil.

If you’re gonna simp for a waifu, it may as well be the busty fit actual eco-terrorist waifu.

That must have been a source of great distress for voters, at least for as long as they kept having elections.