

Phone, left front. Wallet (including work fob) and key in right front; small flashlight and chapstick in the coin pocket; pen clipped to back right pocket.
Plus I guess not technically in my pocket, but I’ve been front horizontal carrying a leatherman (or sometimes a fixed blade with a pry bar clipped to it).



Wheel chock? Could get one with holes and anchor it into the ground. If they’re good enough for transport, probably good enough on the ground.
Or track stands plus a chain to secure? I do it that way for winter storage to keep the wheels off the ground.