I totally am

Finally the secret is revealed!

Mister Computo tells me to do lots of things but I only do most of them.

I’ve prayed for this

You’re right, how silly of me

Thinkpad good, book gooder

The space ship Enterpoop!

Windows is cool

USB 2.0, so they’re cheap and you can RAID 'em.

More like Alf Of War amirite gottem

I feel this so hardcore

I’ve never seen anyone but useless politicians take both of these stances.

Thanks for making Lord Of War opening credits content

Damn, this really

Hell yeah

Both, both, both

I remember when he was the “haha money printer go brrrr” guy

Hell yeah

I’d like to hear what he’s saying, for one.

Won’t someone unmute jeezus